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âThis is Emmy,â said Marvin, his voice cutting high across Edâs. âYou know, like the award? Feel like helping her get one?â
âEmily Rourke.â The woman extended her hand. The coloring was offâtoo fairâbut she had the same careful, Gallic prettiness as Veronica and that caught him right in the throat.
âI know Mona a little, if thatâs what youâre asking.â
âWould you be willing to talk with me a bit?â Emily Rourke made it sound like she was asking for just that, a chat. No clip-on microphone, no signed releases. None of whatever else media attention entailed. She leaned in, smiling, and heâbecause you never get over being a sucker, never get over that hindbrainâwas glad he was taller than both Marvin and Ed.
âBe sure to film in black and white,â said Marvin. âGet a load of those pants.â
Ben looked down. Your standard-issue garish golf pants, a Christmas gift from Veronica. Every year post-divorce, she sent him a new pair. Because she made a joke of the holiday, Ben did too. He sent umbrellas, knowing damn well that in Portland only out-of-towners used them.
Ed chuckled. âWe told you he was a funny guy. Hey, Ben, tell us again what brought you to The Commons.â
Emily Rourke beamed, an on-purpose expression that worked on him despite the fact that he knew it was working on him. âThe pants are fine,â she said. âI think thatâs the plaid they use for my stepdaughterâs school uniform.â
âIâm not sure Iâd be much use to you. Monaâs my neighbor, thatâs all.â
âWeâll just talk. Casual as can be, okay?â
Casual as a person could be with a microphone threaded up his back. Ed and Marvin stood off to the side. Ben couldnât think of a thing to say. Look at me and not the camera, Emily instructed. That shouldâve been easyâdecades of Ronnie bristling when he looked at pretty women and here was license to do exactly thatâbut it wasnât. He saw the camera. He saw the guys. The things his ex would say about the whole scenario. Benji, you do know youâre only going along with this because those two goons wish they could, donât you? Christ. Youâd think with the divorce finalized he could get her voice out of his head. The interview started with him stating and spelling his name.
âTell me a little about your life here at The Commons.â
Golf and tennis sounded so frivolous in list form. He must have said um twenty times in the space of two sentences. âI used to be a veterinarian,â he added, because he needed gravity from somewhere, âup in Portland. I did a lot of pro bono work with service animals.â
âAnd what brings you to The Commons?â
If Marvin and Ed hadnât been right there, beyond the camera he wasnât supposed to be looking at, it never would have slipped out. That stupid joke they liked so much. âWell, Iâm newly divorced. And without my ex, I need the HOA to tell me what to do.â
Emily Rourke would never get far without work on her poker face, but he wasnât her father and he wasnât going to lecture. She recovered well, which was something. âHave you found the Homeownersâ Association intrusive?â
âThat was a joke. Not even a very good one. I hope you wonât use it.â
âYouâre doing fine. Can you talk a bit about the HOA? All those rules . . .â
âEveryone jokes about it.â
âWhy?â
âLike you said. All those rules. Itâs funny.â
âFunny how?â
âBecause it comes down to have a little taste, donât be stupid, and donât be rude.â
âDo you think that applies to the Rosko situation?â
âLook, I said I donât know Mona all that well.â
âYouâre doing great,â Emily repeated. The more she said
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