He chose to ignore it.
Itchy feet, he said, And Iâve tried to phone. So letâs go and find out, shall we?
Manny wouldnât budge. He stood at the open door, staring across the seats of the cabin, and waited until Lewis slid in.
Are you sure, son? he asked, and at Lewisâs nod, hauled himself into the passenger seat.
Lewis reached his arm through the window and peeled a parking ticket off the windscreen. He handed it to Manny.
What am I supposed to do with this? Manny asked.
Dunno, said Lewis, Itâs not actually my van.
Rented?
On loan, Lewis replied.
What about this fella? asked Manny, flicking the plastic skeleton which hung from the rear-view mirror, Hitchhiker?
Lewis gave a pained expression, then sighed.
Itâs a reminder. Sort of. Long story.
Manny said nothing, but sat upright, shaking his head and tutting. He appeared very Gallic doing this, or perhaps, thought Lewis, perhaps itâs just the beret that does it. The beret looked brand new, as did the large patent leather holdall which Manny wore slung sideways across his body. He had the air of a geriatric dispatch rider.
What dâyou keep in there? asked Lewis, mainly to avoid the subject of stolen vehicles.
Manny didnât reply, just flipped the clasp and held open the flap. He angled it in Lewisâs direction, gave an artful smile.
See? He said, triumphant. Lewis took his eyes off the road for a second and glanced across.
I donât want to upset you, mate, but itâs empty, he said.
I
know that, said Manny, Do you think Iâm gone senile? But
they
donât, do they?
Who?
Them robbers down the precinct. Itâs my decoy. They lie in wait, you know. Scagheads. Pension day, itâs like high bloody noon.
Should you be drawing a pension if youâre still working? said Lewis, with half a smile to show he was joking.
Iâve paid my tax, said Manny, not smiling with him, Here we are now.
The house where Lewisâs mother lived was exactly the same in style as the house theyâd rented twenty years before, except, at a glance, he could tell that sheâd decided to settle. The garden had a clipped front lawn, neat rows of flowers in the borders, a giant yellow butterfly pinned to the outside wall.
Manny flapped his hand at Lewis as he slowed to a halt.
Round the bend! he shouted, ducking as if he were about to be shot, Donât let her see us in this!
Lewis sighed, scraping the van round the corner, parking it next to an overgrown hedge.
Manny ran ahead of him, crabbing along the hedge, peeping over into next doorâs garden, then racing up the path.He looked faintly comical in the open air, and he knew it, grinning widely at Lewis before stooping to look through the letter-box. Manny stared for a good long while, made a pantomime of cupping his ear to the door, then turned on his heel and trotted back.
Sheâs not there, he gasped, winded by his efforts.
How dâyou know? asked Lewis, We could see round the back.
Post on the mat, said Manny, pushing a hand to Lewisâs chest, Câmon, chief, weâll try again later on.
Lewis moved the hand away and stepped up the side path. There was a bicycle leaning on the wall next to the back door, which was slightly open.
Mam? he called, and feeling Mannyâs protestations behind him, called again, louder, Mam, are you in there?
Whoâs asking? said a manâs voice. It came from the stairs, followed by quick footsteps.
Whoâs asking
me
? Lewis shouted back, blinded by the darkness of the inside, Iâm looking for my mam!
Well, Iâm her bloke, grinned the man emerging from the shadow, So I suppose that
could
make me your dad.
Lewisâs Real Dad is dead. So whoever the man with the builderâs tan and the goatee thought he was, he wasnât Lewisâs father. He was just having a joke. Lewisâs âdadsâ went like this:
D AD #1:
Dead. As a child, Lewis didnât often think
Nancy Kelley
Daniel Silva
Geof Johnson
Katherine Hall Page
Dan Savage
Ciji Ware
Jennifer Jakes
J. L. Bryan
Cole Gibsen
Amanda Quick