Hows things?
Shes about to start talking, when, before I can help it, I interrupt with Seen much of Mike?
Its no use. I just cant wait for her to tell me about her life. Ive been bottling this Mike thing up for days, and I need to talk about it. I try to sound nonchalant, but unfortunately the question comes out a bit quickly, with a little bit too much emotion attached.
Candy looks up sharply.
Okay, so maybe that wasnt the best thing to say. Ive got to impress upon Candy that I am over Mike, but that he is obviously not over me. Far from it. Maybe I should try a different tack.
I mean, well, youre friends, arent you? I mutter, trying to make out that there was no significance to my question. I dont want to just tell her about Mike. I want her to ask. I want her to drag the facts out of me.
So how are you? I ask again.
George, look, Im sorry we havent seen each other for such a long time. Ive been really busy at work and . . . well, you know. The things is, I kind of brought you out under false pretenses today, she begins slowly.
Oh God, Mikes here, I think. Hes asked her to get me out so that he can spend the afternoon with me. I look around, but cant see him.
Candy is staring into her coffee.
The thing is, George, Im pregnant.
Okay, I was not expecting that. Pregnant? Candy, I didnt even know you were seeing anyone!
It occurs to me that I wouldnt really know.
How . . . how did it happen?
Candy sort of snorts and stares at me. George, I dont think I need to go into that level of detail do I?
No, sorry, of course not. I just . . . it . . . Im just surprised, thats all. So, are you, I mean, do you think youll . . .
Keep it? she asks. Oh yes, definitely. But I dont know. I havent told my parents yet. I havent dared.
I can see why shes scared. Candys parents are completely terrifying. Even my mother is scared of themshe met them once at a party and couldnt get away quickly enough. They are like your worst nightmare headmistress and headmaster rolled into one. And they certainly arent the sort to embrace single motherhood. Her mother went into a complete decline when Candy had her belly button pierced; the prospect of a baby would probably finish her off.
So whos the father? Do you think youll get married?
Actually this is really cool. I could be godmother or something. A bad thought comes into my head and I try to push it out with little success. Candy will get stretch marks. Well, I told you it wasnt a nice thought. But its true, isnt it. She might even get fat and not be able to lose the weight. Okay, Georgie, focus on the real issues here. This isimportant .
I dont really want to say who the father is, actually, if thats okay, Candy is saying, still staring into her coffee cup. Hes . . . well, he needs time to get used to the idea, obviously. But were really in love and stuff. I mean, he adores me.
Wow. Candy pregnant. I can hardly believe it. And even if she doesnt get married, all her friends are so loaded that at least shell be okay financially. Im sure she will get married, though. Ooh, I could be a bridesmaid. I resolve to be a really good friend and listen to everything Candy saysif she gets married, shes bound to have really lovely bridesmaids dresses. And, obviously, I want to be there for her on her special day. Bridesmaids generally get presents, too, dont they?
Are you going to give up work if you keep it? The only reason I can ever think of for having a baby is all the time off work you get. Actually its quite a compelling one. Although youd also need a nanny, wouldnt you, otherwise youd spend all your free time having to look after a baby instead of doing nice things. But if Candy doesnt get married, whos going to pay for the nanny?
Work? says Candy thoughtfully, as if its something she hasnt even considered. Oh,
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