Sheâs a very nice lady. Youâll be a good boy with her, wonât you?
â I want to watch Meat Eaters .
â After sheâs spoken to you, I promise.
â Predators please, now.
â Billy.
â Now!
â No. I really need you to be good.
â My head feels electric.
â God, not now, Billy, please.
â Butâ
â You have to be sensible.
â Butâ
â You will be, wonât you?
Mum sounds extraordinarily pleasing now. Please, please, please.
I growl again a bit harder this time and kick my feet against the sofa to demonstrate superiority. Mum pinches her forehead for a second, squeezing as if she thinks thatâs going to help her decide whatâs next to say.
But then the shape of Butterfly woman is in the front-room doorway. Too late, Mum! She stands up with her eyes begging for mercy which is brilliant, victory to me, and she backs away.
Butterfly sits down on the coffee table just in front of me. She puts her jeans folder down beside her and smoothes the front of her skirt out and does another smile.
â Hello again, she says.
Itâs hard to look at her face because when you feel shy faces are like bad magnets, very repulsive, so I look at the woolly butterfly instead and say, â Hello, to it.
â Whatâs your name? she asks in a slow just-in-case-you-are-stupid voice. But Iâm not the stupid one here! She is. They told her my name and sheâs already forgotten it.
â Billy.
â Billy. Thatâs nice. Iâm called Sheila.
Letâs all tell each other obvious things all day shall we? No, letâs not. Itâs very boring. Never suffer fools, Son. But then again donât be rude. It would be rude to say yes you keep telling us youâre called Sheila, donât worry weâve got it, I know. So I donât say that. Instead I concentrate hard on saying something nice about her name, too, and this is what I come up with: â The she-lions do most of the work in a pride.
She laughs. â I know! Thatâs true. But how are you, today, Billy?
If she wants to talk like this I suppose we have to talk like this: â Iâm fine, thank you, I say. â And how are you?
â Iâm fine, too.
â Good, I say. â Tigers are bigger than lions.
The butterfly wiggles then and thatâs because when you laugh your chest shakes. Good luck, butterfly. Your only chance of flying is if this lady here takes you to a space where they have zero gravity.
â And how is your day going? she asks.
â Normally, I say.
â Normally? What do you mean by that?
â Itâs a normal day.
â I see. And what makes a normal day for you?
This is a strange question but donât worry, I know the answer. âTwenty-four hours, I say.
The butterfly struggles pointlessly again. Itâs easier to look at the womanâs face now. Sheâs doing more normal smiling.
â I thought you meant that there has been nothing unusual about today for you, she says.
â There hasnât, I say, â except itâs not actually normal. She looks confused, so I explain: â Itâs half-term. Normally I go to school. Iâm in Year One this year which is normal because Iâm six. But today Iâm not at school and thatâs normal, too, because itâs a normal half-term day. Schools normally have half-terms in the middle and now is the middle. Everything is normal.
â Everything is normal, she repeats, but her smile has faded. It sounds like she doesnât believe me. This is annoying but maybe she is right. Is she right? Yes, I think she is! If youâre in the wrong, Son, itâs best to admit it.
â Except that my hairs hurt, I admit.
â Your hairs?
â The hairs on my head.
Sheâs sitting next to me on the sofa now, with one leg bent up under her bum so she can sit sideways and see me. Yoga has nothing to do with yoghurt.
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