reason, apparelled in a life jacket. Perhaps he suffers a phobia of drowning. Mr. Zoller is enlisting support for a public meeting soon to be held for a rezoning, an expansion of Evergreen Estates.
âFifty more lots, Mr. Bo-champ. More people, more clout. New and better roads, more tax money to pay for them. We need your voice, because a lot of people are going to be there who want to live in the past. They donât want to enjoy all the comforts. I see a day coming when we will all have a mall, our own police office. Cablevision.â
âAh, yes, that will be a boon. But, Mr. Zoller, I am a newcomer â it might be seen as brash of me to loudly add my voice.â
âWe have to stand up to them.â
âWho?â
Though we are alone, he lowers his voice: âMargaret Blake and the eco-freaks. âThis has the sound of a popular music group. âThere are quite a few of them here. Most of them donât advertise it. They look and act just like us.â
I ask Mr. Zoller how he came to be chosen to represent his fellow islanders.
âI was their unanimous choice.â
âHow remarkable.â
âI won by acclamation.â
âAh, no one was willing to run against you.â
âExactly.â
Testing a theory that plants respond to fine music, I have set speakers out on the back deck so that my peas and carrots may enjoy Bachand Vivaldi while I hack away at the uncultured thistles with my hoe. The flowers of late May are making a vigorous show: daisies, foxgloves, lupines, purple roadside sweet peas. The song sparrows are in full-throated ease. The days are growing longer; summer waits anxiously in the wings for her grand entrance.
In response to a notice in the
Island Echo
(â14-foot runabout with engine and canopy that runs like new for sale at marina, just ask Emilyâ), I stop by the marina office. Emily is fetched from The Brig, where she has been tending bar, a woman of middle years who wears tight jeans that make a swishing sound between her bounteous thighs as she walks towards me with extended hand.
âHi, Iâm the manager here. Emily Lemay.â
Ah, this is the seductress I have been warned against. I will strive to keep my honour intact.
She leads me to the boat, which is tied to one of the slips. It is homely, but looks serviceable and safe. During a demonstration of the thirty-horse engine, the arms of Emily Lemay entwine with mine, and I am overcome with the smell of ripe peaches with which, apparently, she has perfumed her ample bosom.
âIâll sell it to you cheap,â she says. âOne of the local characters gave it to me to pay off his bar bill. George Rimbold? Met him?â
âI have read of his exploits.â
We negotiate a price, and she offers a drink to seal the bargain.
âThank you, but I donât. Any more.â
âWell, then, a coffee.â
âTea, if you donât mind.â
We repair to The Brig, which is empty in the afternoon of all but a loud table of four who are debating politics, hotly castigating the government for reducing welfare benefits. These I am told are the local drunks. Is one of these lads the notorious George Rimbold?
I survey with trepidation the many alluring labels of bottles arrayed on the counters behind Mrs. Lemay. I wonder if there is not, on this sinful island, a chapter of Alcoholics Anonymous.
Mrs. Lemay is a woman without secrets, and she babbles merrily on about various marriages she has suffered â brutish, callused men, none of them the gentleman she perceives me to be. I am rather flattered by her attentions, for she is attractive, open and gregarious, a full-fleshed woman of the type celebrated by the Dutch masters.
She extracts from me the confession that though I am married I am currently living alone, and as I rise to leave she offers to come visiting one day. I am too polite to demur to this, though I suspect her intentions are dishonourable.
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