nothing to worry about, Charles thought, snapping the locks on the suitcases. Things like this probably happened all the time. He would get to the airport, where they would no doubt have records, a listing of his flight, and he would explain everything to them there. He checked his wallet for credit cards and found that they were still there. Good, he thought. Now we get to see if the advertisements are true. Accepted all over the world.
He felt so confident that he decided to stay the extra day at the hotel. After all, he thought, Iâve paid for it. And maybe Debbie will come back. He threw his towel over his shoulder and went downstairs.
The usual people were sitting out by the pool. Millie and Jean, the older women from Miami. The two newlyweds who had kept pretty much to themselves. The hitchhiker who was just passing through and who had been so entertaining that no one had had the heart to report him to the hotel management. Charles nodded to them and ordered his margarita from the bar before sitting down.
Talk flowed around him. âHave you been to Djuzban yet?â Jean was saying to the retired couple who had just joined them at the pool. âWe took the hotel tour yesterday. The marketplace is just fabulous. I bought this ring thereâsee it?â And she flashed silver and stones.
âI hear the ruins are pretty good out in Djuzban,â the retired man said.
âOh, Harold,â his wife said. âHarold wants to climb every tower in the country.â
âNo, man, for ruins you gotta go to Zabla,â the hitchhiker said. âBut the buses donât go thereâyou gotta rent a car. Itâs way the hell out in the desert, unspoiled, untouched. If your car breaks down youâre deadâainât nobody passing through that way for days.â
Haroldâs wife shuddered in the heat. âI just want to do some shopping before we go home,â she said. âI heard you can pick up bargains in leather in Qarnatl.â
âAll we saw in Qarnatl were natives trying to sell us decks of cards,â Jean said. She turned to Millie. âRemember? I donât know why they thought Americans would be interested in their playing cards. They werenât even the same as ours.â
Charles sipped his margarita, listening to the exotic names flow around him. What if he told them the names meant nothing to him, nothing at all? But he was too embarrassed. There were appearances to keep up after all, the appearance of being a seasoned traveller, of knowing the ropes. He would find out soon enough, anyway.
The day wore on. Charles had a margarita, then another. When the group around the pool broke up it seemed the most natural thing in the world to follow them into the hotel restaurant and order a steak, medium-rare. He was running low on cash, he noticedâheâd have to cash another travellerâs check in the morning.
But in the morning when he awoke, cold sober, he knew immediately what heâd done. He reached for his wallet on the nightstand, fingers trembling a little. There was only a five with its bleak little picture of a shrub left. Well, he thought, feeling a little shaky. Maybe someoneâs going to the airport today. Probably. The guys in the office arenât going to believe this one.
He packed up his two suitcases, leaving Debbieâs overnight bag for her in case she came back. Downstairs he headed automatically for the coffee shop before he remembered. Abruptly he felt his hunger grow worse. âExcuse me,â he said to the man at the desk. âHow muchâDo you know how much the taxi to the airport is?â
âNo speak English, sor,â the man said. He was small and dark, like most of the natives. His teeth were stained red.
âYou donâtââ Charles said, disgusted. âWhy in Godâs name would they hire someone who doesnât speak English? How much,â he said slowly. âTaxi.
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