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he was sitting in his chair with a burlap rug over his lap and when they walked in the first thing he said was “Don’t touch my cock!” he had a gallon jug of zinfandel in his refrigerator, had just gotten off of 5 days of tequila. a new $600 piano was in the center of the room, he’d bought it for his son. he’s always phoning for me to come over but when I do he’s very dull. he agrees with everything I say and then he goes to sleep. Solid State Marty. when I’m not there he does everything: sets fire to the couch pisses on his belly sings the National Anthem. he gets call girls over and squirts them with seltzer water, he rips the telephone wire out of the wall but before he does he telephones Paris Madrid Tokyo he beats dogs cats people with his silver crutch he tells stories about how he was a matador a boxer a pimp a friend of Ernie’s a friend of Picasso but when I come over he goes to sleep upright in his chair grey hair rumbling down over the silent dumb hawk face his son starts talking and then it’s time for me to go.
interviews young men from the underground newspapers and the small circulation magazines come more and more often to interview me— their hair is long they are thin have tape recorders and arrive with much beer. most of them manage to stay some hours and get intoxicated. if one of my girlfriends is around I get her to do the talking. go ahead, I say, tell them the truth about me. then they tell what they think is the truth. they paint me to resemble the idiot which is true. then I’m questioned: why did you stop writing for ten years? I don’t know. how come you didn’t get into the army? crazy. can you speak German? no. who are your favorite modern writers? I don’t know. I seldom see the interviews. although once one of the young men wrote back that my girlfriend had kissed him when I was in the bathroom. you got off easy, I wrote back and by the way forget that shit I told you about Dos Passos. or was it Mailer? it’s hot tonight and half the neighborhood is drunk. the other half is dead. if I have any advice about writing poetry, it’s— don’t. I’m going to send out for some fried chicken. buk
face of a political candidate on a street billboard there he is: not too many hangovers not too many fights with women not too many flat tires never a thought of suicide not more than three toothaches never missed a meal never in jail never in love 7 pairs of shoes a son in college a car one year old insurance policies a very green lawn garbage cans with tight lids he’ll be elected.
Yankee Doodle I was young no stomach arms of wire but strong I arrived drunk at the factory every morning and out-worked the whole pack of them without strain the old guy his name was Sully good old Irish Sully he fumbled with screws and whistled the same song all day long: Yankee Doodle came to town Ridin’ on a pony He stuck a feather in his hat And called it macaroni… they say he had been whistling that song for years I began whistling right along with him we whistled together for hours him counting screws me packing 8 foot long light fixtures into coffin boxes as the days went on he began to pale and tremble he’d miss a note now and then I whistled on he began to miss days then he missed a week next I knew the word got out Sully was in a hospital for an operation 2 weeks later he came in with a cane and his wife he shook hands with everybody a 40 year man when they had the retirement party for him I missed it because of a terrible hangover after he was gone oddly I kept looking for him, and I realized that he had never hated me, that I had only hated him I began drinking more missing more days then they let me go too I’ve never minded getting fired but that was the one time I felt it.