texture of cedar bark. The grackles gave way to the quieter drone of the crickets.
In the yellow dash light I ran my finger around the pages of Milo's handwriting, looking for nightclubs I hadn't yet visited. My finger kept coming back to one in particular.
What the hell.
I drove north to see if Tilden Sheckly still wanted to buy me a beer.
10
I came over the rise of San Geronimo Hill and saw the Indian Paintbrush below. The whole expanse of metal building was lit up stark white like some kind of giant UFO
hangar. Its twentyfoothigh trademark neon wildflower blinked one petal at a time, then flashed all at once.
The road sign out front said TAMMY VAUGHN TONIGHT! Underneath, in smaller letters that obviously hadn't been changed in a long time, it said MIR NDA D NIELS EVERY SAT.
Apparently Tammy Vaughn had some draw. The gravel lot was almost full and a line of trucks and cars was still snaking in from the access road. Inside the lot, parking attendants jogged around trying to give directions. Waistdeep clouds of shiny dust were rolling through the crisscrossed headlights.
After parking the VW, I made my way to the ticket window and through an entrance corridor that smelled like a cattle chute. A bouncer in a Confederate flag Tshirt stamped a little green star on the back of my hand and sent me on into the main hall.
The place was not small.
A lightgauge bullet shot from the entrance probably would've fallen short of the neon beer signs mounted on either side wall. The ceiling would've been a long shot too.
Along the back wall was an empty stage about fifty feet wide and five feet high.
Speakers the size of coffins hung from the ceiling, cranking out canned music that sounded vaguely like Alabama.
The bar stretched out for a good forty yards, manned by an army of bartenders in matching red Western shirts. Some of the bartenders were busy filling orders. Most were not. I walked downstream until I found a particularly boredlooking woman whose name tag read Leena. I ordered a Shiner draft and a shot of Cuervo.
"Sheck around tonight?" I asked.
Leena started to make a distasteful face, then froze, suddenly wary. "You a friend?"
"Sheck's got friends?"
Leena smiled. "Amen to that."
I told her I was a talent buyer putting together a promotional and I was hoping to run some demos past Sheck. I had no idea what I was saying and neither did Leena, but she was more than willing to point out Tilden Sheckly. He was forty yards away at the edge of the dance floor, arguing heatedly with a redheaded woman in a skyblue jumpsuit.
"I wouldn't count on him being available anytime soon," Leena told me. "Simulcast rights."
"How's that?"
She nodded again toward the lady in the jumpsuit. "Tammy Vaughn's manager. She's going to demand some rights to the radio broadcast. She'll blame the booking agency for overlooking that when they signed the contract. Sheckly's going to tell her tough shit. Tammy will end up playing the gig anyway because she needs the exposure.
Here comes the contract."
Sure enough, just at that moment Sheckly produced a piece of paper and held it in the woman's face, like he was inviting her to find any line that supported her demand. The manager brushed the paper away and kept arguing.
"Every damn week," Leena told me. "He'll spend half the night arguing with her, the rest of the night trying to get in her pants."
"Suppose I just left a note in his office," I said.
"Upstairs annex, past the bull ring, next to the studio." She pointed toward the double doors, far off to the right, where the neon bullrider was flickering back and forth on his neon bull. Leena leaned across the bar, gave me a friendly smile. "Now you're gonna have to buy another drink, honey, or I need to quit talking."
I told her thanks, put a dollar in her pitcher, and got up to leave.
Leena sighed. "The night goes downhill from here."
The bull riding arena was dark. Seventeen or eighteen empty rows of seats sloped down toward the
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