was tucking in his shirt.
âWhere did you get those?â I asked.
âIn Abyssinia. When I was twenty-one years old.â
âWhat were you doing?â asked Brett. âWere you in the army?â
âI was on a business trip, my dear.â
âI told you he was one of us. Didnât I?â Brett turned to me. âI love you, count. Youâre a darling.â
âYou make me very happy, my dear. But it isnât true.â
âDonât be an ass.â
âYou see, Mr. Barnes, it is because I have lived very much that now I can enjoy everything so well. Donât you find it like that?â
âYes. Absolutely.â
âI know,â said the count. âThat is the secret. You must get to know the values.â
âDoesnât anything ever happen to your values?â Brett asked. âNo. Not anymore.â
âNever fall in love?â
âAlways,â said the count. âI am always in love.â âWhat does that do to your values?â
âThat, too, has got a place in my values.â
âYou havenât any values. Youâre dead, thatâs all.â
âNo, my dear. Youâre not right. Iâm not dead at all.â
We drank three bottles of the champagne and the count left the basket in my kitchen. We dined at a restaurant in the Bois. It was a good dinner. Food had an excellent place in the countâs values. So did wine. The count was in fine form during the meal. So was Brett. It was a good party.
âWhere would you like to go?â asked the count after dinner.
We were the only people left in the restaurant. The two waiters were standing over against the door. They wanted to go home.
âWe might go up on the hill,â Brett said. âHavenât we had a splendid party?â
The count was beaming. He was very happy.
âYou are very nice people,â he said. He was smoking a cigar again. âWhy donât you get married, you two?â
âWe want to lead our own lives,â I said.
âWe have our careers,â Brett said. âCome on. Letâs get out of this.â
âHave another brandy,â the count said.
âGet it on the hill.â
âNo. Have it here where it is quiet.â
âYou and your quiet,â said Brett. âWhat is it men feel about quiet?â
âWe like it,â said the count. âLike you like noise, my dear.â
âAll right,â said Brett. âLetâs have one.â
âSommelier!â the count called.
âYes, sir.â
âWhat is the oldest brandy you have?â
âEighteen eleven, sir.â
âBring us a bottle.â
âI say. Donât be ostentatious. Call him off, Jake.â
âListen, my dear. I get more value for my money in old brandy than in any other antiquities.â
âGot many antiquities?â
âI got a houseful.â
Finally we went up to Montmartre. Inside Zelliâs it was crowded, smoky, and noisy. The music hit you as you went in. Brett and I danced. It was so crowded we could barely move. The nigger drummer waved at Brett. We were caught in the jam, dancing in one place in front of him.
âHahre you?â
âGreat.â
âThaats good.â
He was all teeth and lips.
âHeâs a great friend of mine,â Brett said. âDamn good drummer.â
The music stopped and we started toward the table where the count sat. Then the music started again and we danced. I looked at the count. He was sitting at the table smoking a cigar. The music stopped again.
âLetâs go over.â
Brett started toward the table. The music started and again we danced, tight in the crowd.
âYou are a rotten dancer, Jake. Michaelâs the best dancer I know.â
âHeâs splendid.â
âHeâs got his points.â
âI like him,â I said.
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