herââ
âWeâll have to do it in spite of her.â
Ellery threw up his hands. âEvery time I make a constructive suggestionâ!â
âLook, dear,â said Nikki, âI know women and you donât. If I told Martha what we know and pleaded with her to stop before something drastic happens, sheâd deny the whole thing. Sheâd deny it because she thinks sheâs madly in love. Besides making up some embarrassing fairy tale to explain why sheâs meeting this Harrison man in hotel rooms, sheâd hate me for knowing it, Iâd have to leave, and that would be that.â
Ellery grumbled something.
âIf Martha were ready to come clean, Ellery, sheâd have walked into that hotel room a free woman instead of sneaking in like a tart. The fact is, sheâs decided to have an affair while maintaining the fiction that sheâs trying to save her marriage.â
âBut thatâs illogical!â
âWhen a good woman falls, Mr. Queen, you can throw your logic down the johnny. Ellery, Iâm sorry I dragged you into this. Why donât you just forget it and let me blunder along in my own way?â
âVery clever,â snarled Ellery. âAll right, we try to save them in spite of themselves. And weâll wind up right where we belong, behind the nearest eight-ball!â
Nikki pressed his hand below the table. âYou darling,â she said tenderly.
So after they had eaten the salad that was not on the menu, Ellery complained further: âThe thing that bothers me most is that we canât plan ahead. Thereâs nothing to plan. Itâs like being asked to watch for a firebug loose in an ammunition dump on a moonless night. All I can do is stumble after Martha in the dark and hope Iâll be there to step on the match before everything goes boom.â
âI know, dear heart â¦â
âYou hijack that next letter, Nik. Youâll have to read it this time before Martha doesâshe wonât be so obliging as to drop it on the kitchen floor again. It will probably be in a business envelope, too. Itâs a good dodge and the kind of pattern that, once established, is pretty sure to be followed.â
âBut he wouldnât use the envelope of that air-conditioner company again,â objected Nikki. âThat would be dangerous.â
âIt would,â said Ellery, âtherefore the second note will come in an altogether different envelope.â
âBut how will I know which one?â
âI canât help you. You may have to steam open every business letter addressed to Martha. And, since weâve agreed to play blindmanâs buff all around, I suppose Iâd better warn you not to get caught at it, even by the maid.â
Nikki gulped. âIâll try to be careful.â
âYes,â said Ellery without mercy. âLouis! Whereâs our tetrazzini?â
Nikki called the Queen apartment late Saturday afternoon to say that she was free for the evening, if anybody was interested. Inspector Queen, who took the message, had to have it translated.
âIt means sheâs got something,â said Ellery with excitement. âGive me that phone! Nikki, well?â
âWell, what?â said Nikkiâs voice. âDo we have a date, or donât we?â
âCanât talk?â
âNo.â
âThe apartment. Any time you can make it.â
âWhatâs going on here?â demanded his father when Ellery hung up. âWhat are you two up to?â
âNothing good,â said Ellery.
âAnything in my line?â
âHeaven forbid.â
âYouâll get around to me yet,â said the Inspector cheerfully. âYou always do.â
Nikki showed up a few minutes past nine, looking more dead than alive.
âExcuse us?â said Ellery politely, and he shut the study door on the Inspector, who was watching Sid Caesar in the
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