Mine Director clinked glasses with Ding Gouâer, whose hand shook for a moment, spilling a few drops of liquor between his thumb and forefinger, where the skin turned joyously cool. As that joyous coolness sank in, he heard voices on either side of him say: âA toast to our honored guest! A toast!â
The Party Secretary and Mine Director drained their glasses, then turned them upside down to show that not a drop remained. Ding Gouâer was well aware of the three-glass penalty for leaving a single drop in oneâs glass. He first drank down half the contents, and his mouth was suddenly awash with ambrosia. Not a word of criticism emerged from the two men, who merely held up their empty glasses to show him. Succumbing to the awful power of peer pressure, Ding Gouâer drained his glass.
The three empty glasses were quickly refilled.
âNo more for me,â Ding Gouâer demurred. âToo much liquor makes work impossible.â
âHappy events call for double! Happy events call for double!â
Ding Gouâer quickly covered his glass with his hand.
1 said, no more,â he said, âthatâs it for me.â
âThree glasses to begin the meal. Itâs a local custom.â With three glasses of liquor now under his belt, Ding Gouâer was getting light-headed, so he picked up his chopsticks and reached out for some rice noodles, which, with their mixed-in eggs, were slippery. Either the Party Secretary or the Mine Director, helpful as always, anchored the two thin noodles with his own chopsticks and helped carry them to his mouth.
âSuck!â he directed loudly.
Ding Gouâer sucked with all his might, and with a loud slurp, the quivering noodles slipped into his mouth. One of the attendants covered her mouth and giggled. A woman laughing for all to see raises a manâs sense of glee. Suddenly, the atmosphere around the table had turned lively.
The glasses were refilled; the Party Secretary or Mine Director raised his and said, âA visit by Special Investigator Ding Gouâer to our humble mine is a great honor, and on behalf of all the cadres and miners, let me offer three toasts. Refusing to drink them will show your disdain for members of the working class, to the black-faced miners who dig the coalâ
Noting the blush of excitement on the manâs pale face, Ding Gouâer contemplated the eloquent toast, so pregnant with significance that he could not refuse. It was as if the eyes of thousands of coal miners, in their hard-hats and tightly cinched belts, sooty from head to toe, white teeth glistening, were trained on him, raising a tumult in his heart. With a show of bravado, he tossed down three glassfuls, one after the other.
The other man wasted no time in raising his glass to wish Special Investigator Ding Gouâer good health and happiness on behalf of his own eighty-three-year-old mother. Now Ding Gouâer was a filial son whose white-haired old mother still lived in the countryside, so how could he refuse to drink, son to mother?
After nine cups of liquor had sloshed into his stomach, the investigator felt his consciousness being stripped from his body. No, stripped is the wrong image. He was sure that his consciousness had turned into a butterfly whose wings were curled inward for the moment, but was destined to emerge with exquisite beauty from the central meridian of his scalp, stretching its neck as it worked its way out. The empty shell abandoned by the butterfly of his consciousness would be its cocoon, devoid of heft, light as a feather.
At his hostsâ urging, he had no choice but to drink, one cup after another, as if trying to fill a bottomless pit, yet leaving not even a tiny echo in its wake. As they drank and drank, an unending succession of steaming, mouth-watering dishes was trundled into the room by three red serving girls, like three tongues of flame, like three balls rolling here and there,
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