Bourbon? Scotch?â Without waiting for a reply Macgowan bent double and slithered into his house. Various liquid sounds followed.
âLaurel, why donât they put the poor kid away?â whispered Ellery.
âYou have to have grounds.â
âWhat do you call this?â cried Ellery. âSanity?â
âDonât blame you, Mr. Queen,â said the big fellow amiably, appearing with two chilled glasses. âAppearances are against me. But thatâs because you people live in a world of fantasy.â He thrust a long arm into the house and it came out with another glass.
âFantasy. We.â Ellery gulped a third of the contents of his glass. âYou, of course, live in a world of reality?â
âDo we have to?â asked Laurel wearily. âIf he gets started on this, Ellery, weâll be here till sundown. That note ââ
âIâm the only realist I know,â said the giant, lying down at the edge of his porch and kicking his powerful legs in space. âBecause, look. What are you people doing? Living in the same old houses, reading the same old newspapers, going to the same old movies or looking at the same old television, walking on the same old sidewalks, riding in the same old new cars. Thatâs a dream world, donât you realize it? What price business-as-usual? What price, well sky-writing, Jacques Fath, Double-Crostics, murder? Do you get my point?â
âCanât say itâs entirely clear, Mac,â said Ellery, swallowing the second third. He realized for the first time that his glass contained bourbon, which he loathed. However.
âWe are living,â said young Mr. Macgowan, âin the crisis of the disease commonly called human history. You mess around with your piddling murders while mankind is being set up for the biggest homicide since the Flood. The atom bomb is already fuddy-duddy. Now itâs hydrogen bombs, guaranteed to make the nuclear chain reaction â or whatever the hell it is â look like a Fourth of July firecracker. Stuff that can poison all the drinking-water on a continent. Nerve gases that paralyze and kill. Germs thereâs no protection against. And only God knows what else. They wonât use it? My friend, those words constitute the epitaph of Man. Somebodyâll pull the cork in a place like Yugoslavia or Iran or Korea and, whoosh! thatâll be that.
âItâs all going to go,â said Macgowan, waving his glass at the invisible world below. âCities uninhabitable. Crop soil poisoned for a hundred years. Domestic animals going wild. Insects multiplying. Balance of nature upset. Ruins and plagues and millions of square miles radioactive and maybe most of the earthâs atmosphere. The roads crack, the lines sag, the machines rust, the libraries mildew, the buzzards fatten, and the forest primeval creeps over Hollywood and Vine, which maybe isnât such a bad idea. But there youâll have it. Thirty thousand years of primate development knocked over like a sleeping duck. Civilization atomized and annihilated. Yes, thereâll be some survivors â Iâm going to be one of them. But what are we going to have to do? Why, go back where we came from, brother â to the trees. Thatâs logic, isnât it? So here I am. All ready for it.â
âNow letâs have the note,â said Laurel.
âIn a moment.â Ellery polished off the last third, shuddering. âVery logical, Mac, except for one or two items.â
âSuch as?â said Crowe Macgowan courteously. âHere, let me give you a refill.â
âNo, thanks, not just now. Why, such as these.â Ellery pointed to a network of cables winging from some hidden spot to the roof of Macgowanâs tree house. âFor a chap whoâs written off thirty thousand years of primate development you donât seem to mind tapping the main powerline for such things
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