cut. Her valentine was insipid; before sheâd seen Mrs. Butterwickâs card, sheâd thought all valentines insipid.
âMaria,â Lady Greyham said, âhave done. You know Miss Atworthy is here only because Henrietta Helton took ill.â
Lady Noughton frowned and might have argued, but she was interrupted by Lady Imogene waving her valentine in the air for the ladiesâ reaction.
Jo let the other women crowd around. The tone of their laughter told her clearly she would not appreciate Lady Imogeneâs imagination.
What was she going to write to complete her boring card? She couldnât just wish Lord Kenderly well. This was a valentine, not a sympathy card. On the other hand, she certainly couldnât mention the odd throbbing heat he provoked in her. She bit her lip. What should she write?
Sheâd like to write something daring, though not as daring as what Mrs. Butterwick or Lady Imogene had writtenâor drawn.
She was twenty-eight. As Papa had pointed out, she wasnât getting any younger. She could use a little sin, a little pleasure, in her life. If she let this opportunity pass, sheâd have only Mr. Windley at handâdear God. Mr. Windley was penance, not pleasure.
She glanced over at Lady Noughtonâs card. The widow had written, Meet me at the baths at midnight.
Could she ask Lord Kenderly to meet her somewhere secluded?
No. She hadnât the courage.
âI still donât have any ideas,â Mrs. Handley said. âI need some more inspiration.â
âHow about some brandy? I often find a drop or two of spirits helps me think.â Lady Greyham pulled the decanter out of the cabinet. âOh, bother, Hugh must have stolen the glasses.â
âWeâve teacups, donât we?â Mrs. Petwell said.
âVery true.â Lady Greyham passed the brandy around so everyone could fill her cup.
Jo took a splash to be companionable. Dear Lord Kenderly, she wrote, Happy Valentineâs Day. She chewed on the end of her pen. What else?
Her mind was a blankâwell, no, it was filled with scandalous things she could never write.
She heard laughter in the corridor. The men were here; her time was up. Her insipid card would have to do. The earl certainly couldnât expect professions of love. They were barely acquainted . . . except she felt as if she knew him so well from his letters. Or sheâd thought sheâd known him when sheâd thought him older and plainer.
She signed the card quickly as the men came into the room.
âDid you miss us, sweets?â Lord Greyham asked, giving Lady Greyham an enthusiastic kiss on the lips.
âMmm, of course, but we spent our time well, didnât we ladies?â
âIndeed.â Lady Chutley smirked. âI think youâll find our efforts most, ah, uplifting.â
The ladies giggled; Jo took the opportunity to move toward the windows. She noticed Lord Kenderly was standing a little apart, frowning, his hands clasped behind his back; he looked about as happy to be there as she was.
âAnd youâll find ours inspiring as well,â Lord Benedict said. The men sniggered.
âIâll confess it looked bleak at first when Greyham gave us The Young Manâs Valentine Writer .â Mr. Dellingcourt laughed. âWhat a collection of trite and saccharine verses! I suppose they might appeal to very inexperienced young ladies, but I assure you there was nothing appropriate for this group.â
âI should think not,â Mrs. Petwell said.
âSo then we found Greyhamâs copy of Ars Amatoria hidden behind A Few Theories on Crop Rotation .â Mr. Maiden grinned.
Jo straightened. Could this be Papaâs rare Ovid?
âIt wasnât hidden,â Lord Greyham grumbled. âYou found it, didnât you?â
âOnly because of its bright red cover.â
It must be the Ovid. She had to slip out and get it. With luck the men had left
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