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Authors: Carlton Mellick III
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The tiny metal boy and the enormous blob of a ninja walked hand in hand through the dimly lit valley of garbage. They didn’t know if the long-abandoned road would lead them out of the city or just go on forever, but they kept walking. Hopefully, eventually, it would lead them somewhere new, somewhere better, somewhere with all the high-calorie foods Basu could eat and all the fun Oki could have.
Neither of them were going to live for much longer, but with the little time they had left, one thing was for sure: they were going to spend it together.
A Roald Dahlesque children’s story about two faggy vampires who partake in a mustache competition to find out which one is truly the faggiest.
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“Battle Royale” meets “Return of the Living Dead”. Mellick’s bizarro tribute to the zombie genre.
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All of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner!
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It’s Monty Python meets Nazi Exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by bizarro author Cameron Pierce.
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The tiny metal boy and the enormous blob of a ninja walked hand in hand through the dimly lit valley of garbage. They didn’t know if the long-abandoned road would lead them out of the city or just go on forever, but they kept walking. Hopefully, eventually, it would lead them somewhere new, somewhere better, somewhere with all the high-calorie foods Basu could eat and all the fun Oki could have.
Neither of them were going to live for much longer, but with the little time they had left, one thing was for sure: they were going to spend it together.
A Roald Dahlesque children’s story about two faggy vampires who partake in a mustache competition to find out which one is truly the faggiest.
AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM
What would you do if your normal everyday world was slowly mutating into the video game world from Tron?
AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM
“Battle Royale” meets “Return of the Living Dead”. Mellick’s bizarro tribute to the zombie genre.
AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM
All of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner!
AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM
It’s Monty Python meets Nazi Exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by bizarro author Cameron Pierce.
AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM
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