Where would I have stuck it?â
Where Alisha had wanted to stick Billy Wadeâs toupee on New Yearâs Eve? She didnât dare ask that for fear he might confirm her suspicions. âI only know that the prosecution has a witnessâs statement that claims you tossed something into the water and it looked a lot like a gun. I donât want any surprises if they happen to recover it from the river.â
Les sat back and rubbed his chin with one tanned hand. âIt was probably the maracas.â
âMaracas?â This was the first sheâd heard about that.
âYeah. I was shaking them while I was singing âJingle Bellsâ on the riverboat. I was going to throw them to this group of girls standing on the riverbank, but I missed and they fell into the water.â
Good thing, otherwise he might have hit one of the girls in the head, resulting in another assault charge. âOkay, this is where we stand. Iâm going to argue against the weapons charge, but my guess is weâre going to have to go to trial on the other charges.â
âThereâs going to be a trial?â
Wake up and smell the coffee, you jerk, Alisha wanted to say to him. Instead she said, âYes, and that means youâll need to clean up your act and be on your best behavior.â
âDo I have to cut my hair?â
âWouldnât hurt.â
âOh, man.â Les collapsed back into the seat and sighed. âI was hoping it wouldnât come to this. Iâve got better things to do than get tied up with a trial.â
Like she didnât. âWell, youâre going to be tied up and locked up until then. If weâre lucky, the trial will be scheduled within the month.â
âI have to stay here a whole month?â
Weary of Lesâs whining, Alisha gathered her notes and shoved them into her briefcase. âMost likely yes. And while youâre here, try to keep your clothes on, okay?â
âIâll try, but thereâs this woman jailer and I think she has the hots for me.â
Oh, how she wished she could order full-body restraints for the streaker. âThe last thing you need is to seduce a jailer. Otherwise youâll be spending a lot longer than a few weeks in here, guaranteed. Any questions?â
Les unfolded from the chair and stuck out his chest like a barnyard rooster heading for the henhouse. âNope. Iâll let you know if I think of anything.â
âYou do that. Iâll be back when weâre ready to discuss your testimony.â If she decided to put him on the stand, assuming they went to trial, which she honestly hoped they didnât.
Alisha called for the guard, and as she turned to go Les said, âI thought of something.â
She faced him again. âYes?â
He gave her a lecherous once-over. âSince I canât give you any money, Iâve thought of how I can repay you.â
Oh, joy. âThatâs not necessary. The state pays me.â
âBut Iâd like to show my gratitude in some way. Maybe we could have some dinner?â
âHow do you intend to pay for that?â
He hesitated a moment. âGood point. Maybe Iâll get a job.â
He said it as if that whole concept just now occurred to him. âGood idea, Mr. Massey.â She wanted to suggest the cabaret club on the interstate that catered to women but refrained.
Alisha strode out of the conference room as quickly as her feet allowed. Ironic that sheâd been asked to dinner twice in recent days by two menâan egotistical exhibitionist and an irresistible testosterone tank. One wasnât at all her type. And the other, well, for all intents and purposes, he was a nemesis. A handsome hunk and expert lover who still plagued her thoughts on an hourly basis.
Funny, sleeping with the enemy again had never looked so good.
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âMr. Fortune, you have a call on line one.â
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