man. Your checking account pays your bills. Your special account in the Caymans contains $774,526.â Maloney stopped to savor and punctuate the moment. He took a sip of iced tea and said, âYou are earning slightly more than three hundred thousand dollars a year. There are cops and teachers and building inspectors with more equity in their pensions. Walter, we get what we want because we know what other people want. We think we know what you want. Weâre not looking for drunken sailors or doped-up sixteen-year-olds. We face a challenge and weâre confident that you will help us deal with it.â
âReally,â Walter said, because, for once, nothing else came to mind.
Tom leaned across the table and grabbed a large handful of grapes from the silver platter. His eyes were sparkling furiously now. âA few years ago my mom had to go into a nursing home. She was a churchgoer, a devout Catholic, a member of St. Annâs parish for many years. She wanted to go to the Catholic Home near where we lived. The home is connected to St. Annâs church. For many years she did volunteer work there. She told me if she ever needed to go to a home, that was the only one for her. I went there. The nun in charge of admitting new residents told me there was an eighteen month wait. Walter, my Mom didnât have eighteen months. I asked this nun what sort of contribution I could make to speed things up. I asked flat out how much money it would take. She said to me, âMr. Maloney, if your dear mother was already on our list and we passed her over because a man, like yourself, gave the church fifty thousand dollars or a hundred thousand dollars you would be extremely upset, wouldnât you?â Then she stopped. Just stopped talking. And Walter, you know what she did next? She looked into her soul and had a wrestling match with Satan. It took five seconds, maybe six. When it was over she said to me, âBut Mr. Maloney, if the contribution was of a certain amount, whatever that amount might be, I imagine that you and even your dear mother might very well understand.â Then this nun looks me in the eye and says, âOne million dollars, Mr. Maloney.ââ
Tom paused for another, smaller drink of his iced tea. âYou know what I said, Walter? You know what I said? I said, âHow do I make the check out, Sister?â â
Maloney motioned to Wesley Pitts, who produced his attaché case from under the table. It was a big one, the kind that opens with a double flap at the top. He gave it to Maloney, whose body registered the weight. âIf you work for us,â he said, âyouâll get four hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Add another fifty for expenses and youâve got half a million.â He opened the case to let Walter see. âYou are looking at half a million dollars right here. And underneath it, another half million. Itâs yours.â
Walter knew you donât get through an airport carrying a bag with a million dollars in itânot these days. âYouâve got friends here in the banking business,â he said.
âYes, we do,â Tom said. âWe have friends everywhere.â
St. John
âFive hits by the Harptones,â Ike crowed as Walter walked into Billyâs. âBilly donât know no more than three.â He laughed through his big lemon teeth. Smoke came out of his nostrils.
ââSunday Kind of Love,â âMy Memories of You,â âThe Masquerade Is Over.â I canât remember no more,â said Billy.
âWalter?â asked Ike.
âThe Harptones are okay,â said Billy, eager to put the subject behind them. âBut they ainât the best. Not even close.â
âI agree with that,ââ said Walter.
âFive of âem. Can you?â Ike persisted, now apparently blowing smoke through every bodily orifice. Walter admitted his bankruptcy with a shrug. Ike
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