Andreevna. âYou never know what life is going to throw at you. Itâs only by the grace of God that youâre not in his situation. Heâs clearly an honest and reliable man. And he thinks before he speaks. Unlike you!â
Igor said nothing. He glanced at the scales on the windowsill. He poured himself a fourth glass of brandy, still thinking about the gardener.
Later that afternoon, his mobile phone rang. It was Kolyan, brimming with his usual enthusiasm.
âHi! What are you up to?â
âNothing much. Iâm at home.â
âArenât you coming to my birthday party?â
âOh, is it today?â
âYes, thatâs why Iâm calling. Come to the Petrovich club in a few hoursâ time. You know, the Retro Party place. Just make sure you wear a Young Pioneersâ neck scarf or something like that, in keeping with the theme. They love all that Soviet stuff. The ownerâs probably a former Komsomol activist.â
Igor glanced at the wet window. He didnât feel like setting foot out of the house, let alone travelling to Kiev, but he couldnât exactly say that to his best friend without offend-ing him. It was already too late to try and get out of it by pleading a cold or an upset stomach. If heâd wanted it to sound plausible, he should have said it right at the start of the conversation.
âOK, Iâll think of something. Iâm drinking a brandy in your honour as we speak,â said Igor. âAny specific requests, as far as presents are concerned?â
âPresents? Oh, you know me â Iâll be happy with anything. Apart from flowers. I canât stand cut flowers. Itâs like watching your money wilt. No, Iâd prefer hard cash!â
âDo you take roubles?â
âRoubles, dollars, itâs all the same to me!â
Igor smiled, thinking about the Soviet roubles in the suitcase.
âFine, roubles it is then! See you later!â
8
IGORâS HEAD WAS buzzing slightly from the brandy. He stood looking at the police uniform, which heâd laid out on his bed. The leather boots stood on the floor, shiny and proud. Nearby, on the bedside table, lay the bundles of Soviet hundred-rouble notes. They were held together with bands of paper.
I could take it with me and get changed there, thought Igor. He gave a sigh, then waved his doubts away. Oh, what the hell! I can put my anorak over the top. Itâs dark outside anyway, no one will be able to see.
Igor pulled on the boots, realising immediately that they were at least a size too big. He found some thick woollen socks, put them on over the thin pair he was already wearing and tried the boots on again. Now they seemed to fit.
âOK,â he nodded decisively. âIâm a retro police officer for the evening. And Iâll pay for everything with retro money!â
Igor put on the tight-fitting breeches and the tunic. He tightened the belt around his waist and went over to the mirror, leaving the gun and its holster on the bed. A smile crept over his face. He liked what he saw.
âNice one,â he murmured. âThe girls are going to love it!â
Taking the gun out of the holster, he turned it over in his hands as he contemplated taking it with him. Common sense penetrated the brandy fog.
He stuck the gun under his mattress and closed the empty holster, then picked up the gold watch and put it in the left-hand pocket of the breeches. He would show it off in front of the birthday boy, if he got the chance. He looked out of the window. It was no longer raining. He went out into the hallway, trying to make as little noise as possible. His mother was watching television in the living room.
Looking down at his feet in order to avoid the puddles, Igor walked out of the gate and headed towards the bus station. As he walked he ran his hands over the pockets of the breeches, enjoying the way they bulged with the bundles of roubles. If only they
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