the prosthesis socket just above your kneecapâwhich is visible through your jeans, by the way, only because your leg is bent and halfway in the airâI wouldnât know. Iâm not the one having the problem. Curious, yes. Voyeuris tic, no.â
âYou left out manipulative, because thatâs what you areâa goddamn manipulator who must do nothing but cruise designer-clothing stores, menâs catalogs. Because all you care about is the way you look, and no wonder. Since thatâs all there is to you. And I donât know what youâre up to, but this isnât the way to start. First, you were supposed to meet the chief at ten. So already youâre demonstrating your lack of respect.â
âI left a message.â
âSecond, I donât appreciate you messing with people who are none of your business.â
âWhat people?â
âThe lady you bullied into meeting you at the park.â
âI sure as hell didnât bully anyone. She left a note at my apartment building late last night, signed it Raggedy Ann, told me to meet her at the playground this morning.â He doesnât realize how ridiculous it sounds until heâs said it.
âStay away from her.â
âThought she was just some crazy from a local shelter. Now suddenly you have a personal relationship.â
âI donât give a damn what you thought.â
âHow did you know I was meeting her?â
Stump shoves the seat forward, starts driving again.
âYou know what?â he says. âI donât have to put up with this. Turn around and drop me off at my car.â
âToo late for that. Youâre getting your way. Gonna spend a little time with me today. And maybe by the end of it youâll take my recommendation and go back to your day job and get the hell out of Watertown.â
âOh, before I forget. I was burglarized last night.â Heâs not about to mention Nana, that actually she was burglarized, not him. âNow I find out some fruit loop who dresses like a rag doll is lying about me. Then, magically, you show up instead of her.â
âWhat burglary?â Stump sets aside her hard-ass act for a minute. âYou mean your apartment?â
âNo. The frigginâ Watergate.â
âWhat was stolen?â
âSome personal belongings.â
âSuch as?â
âSuch as Iâm not giving you details because right now I donât trust anybody. Including you.â
Silence. They turn on Arlington, then Elm, then pull into a remote parking lot of the Watertown Mall, where she backs into a space between two SUVs.
âCar breaks,â she says, as if their previous conversation didnât happen. âThese jerks tie magnets to strings, drag them along a door to lift up the lock. Or poke a hole in a tennis ball, slam it against the lock so the forced air pushes it open. Of course, the big thing now is these portable navigation systems.â
She opens the glove box, digs out a Magellan Maestro 4040 that has a broken adhesive disk. Plugs the charger into the cigarette lighter, wraps the cord around the rearview mirror. The crippled GPS dangles like fuzzy dice.
âPeople are stupid enough to leave them in their vehicles, in plain view. In my case, I was stupid enough to leave this one in my car, which is used by other cops when Iâm off duty. A little different from what youâre used to, I imagine? Crown Vics with GPS systems built in, cell phones with unlimited minutes. You know what happens when I reach my limit of minutes? Iâve got to pay the phone bill myself. And forget a take-home car.â
âIf I had a take-home car, you think Iâd be driving that car wreck, as you so diplomatically described it?â
âWhose is it, anyway? Doesnât go with your designer suits and gold watch.â
He doesnât say.
âSee that old lady unlocking her minivan?â Stump goes on.
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