about.
Each branch of the family tenaciously held to a particular localityâold Jolyon swearing by Dartmoor, James by Welsh, Swithin by Southdown, Nicholas maintaining that people might sneer, but there was nothing like New Zealand! As for Roger, the âoriginalâ of the brothers, he had been obliged to invent a locality of his own, and with an ingenuity worthy of a man who had devised a new profession for his sons, he had discovered a shop where they sold German; on being remonstrated with, he had proved his point by producing a butcherâs bill, which showed that he paid more than any of the others. It was on this occasion that old Jolyon, turning to June, had said in one of his bursts of philosophy:
âYou may depend upon it, theyâre a cranky lot, the Forsytesâand youâll find it out, as you grow older!â
Timothy alone held apart, for though he ate saddle of mutton heartily, he was, he said, afraid of it.
To anyone interested psychologically in Forsytes, this great saddle-of-mutton trait is of prime importance; not only does it illustrate their tenacity, both collectively and as individuals, but it marks them as belonging in fibre and instincts to that great class which believes in nourishment and flavour, and yields to no sentimental craving for beauty.
Younger members of the family indeed would have done without a joint altogether, preferring guinea fowl, or lobster saladâsomething which appealed to the imagination, and had less nourishmentâbut these were females; or, if not, had been corrupted by their wives, or by mothers, who having been forced to eat saddle of mutton throughout their married lives, had passed a secret hostility towards it into the fibre of their sons.
The great saddle-of-mutton controversy at an end, a Tewkesbury ham commenced, together with the least touch of West IndianâSwithin was so long over this course that he caused a block in the progress of the dinner. To devote himself to it with better heart, he paused in his conversation.
From his seat by Mrs. Septimus Small, Soames was watching. He had a reason of his own connected with a pet building scheme, for observing Bosinney. The architect might do for his purpose; he looked clever, as he sat leaning back in his chair, moodily making little ramparts with bread crumbs. Soames noted his dress clothes to be well cut, but too small, as though made many years ago.
He saw him turn to Irene and say something and her face sparkle as he often saw it sparkle at other peopleânever at himself. He tried to catch what they were saying, but Aunt Juley was speaking.
Hadnât that always seemed very extraordinary to Soames? Only last Sunday dear Mr. Scole, had been so witty in his sermon, so sarcastic, âFor what,â he had said, âshall it profit a man if he gain his own soul, but lose all his property?â That, he had said, was the motto of the middle-class; now, what
had
he meant by that? Of course, it might be what middle-class people believedâshe didnât know; what did Soames think?
He answered abstractedly: âHow should I know? Scoles is a humbug, though, isnât he?â For Bosinney was looking round the table, as if pointing out the peculiarities of the guests, and Soames wondered what he was saying. By her smile Irene was evidently agreeing with his remarks. She seemed always to agree with other people.
Her eyes were turned on himself; Soames dropped his glance at once. The smile had died off her lips.
A humbug? But what did Soames mean? If Mr. Scoles was a humbug, a clergymanâthen anybody might beâit was frightful!
âWell, and so they are!â said Soames.
During Aunt Juleyâs momentary and horrified silence he caught some words of Ireneâs that sounded like: âAbandon hope, all ye who enter here!â
But Swithin had finished his ham.
âWhere do you go for your mushrooms?â he was saying to Irene in a voice like a
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