of its own, should be able to fight back and assert itself better than he could.
âFor Peteâs sake, watch it,â Ben said. âYouâre getting the stove dirty.â
âI didnât mean to.â
âPut a lid on the frying pan. Use your head.â
âMy head wouldnât fit, Ben. Itâs too small.â
Ben stared at him a moment, then he said sharply, âStop doÂing that. Stop taking everything literally. You know damned well I didnât mean for you to decapitate yourself and use your head as a lid for the frying pan. Donât you know that?â
âYes.â
âDamn it all, why do you do it then?â
Charlie turned, frowning, from the stove. âBut you said, put a lid on the frying pan, use your head. You said that, Ben.â
âAnd you think I meant it like that?â
âI wasnât really thinking. My mind was occupied with other things. Maybe with Louise coming and all like that.â
âLook, Charlie, Iâm only trying to protect you. You pull something like this at work and theyâll consider you a moron.â
âNo,â Charlie said gravely. âThey just laugh. They think Iâm being funny. Actually, I donât have much of a sense of humor, do I?â
âNo.â
âDid I ever? I mean, when we were boys together, Ben, beforeâwell, before anything had happened, did I have a sense of humor then?â
âI canât remember.â
âI bet you can if you tried. Youâve always had a good memÂory, Ben.â
âNow Iâve got a good forgetter,â Ben said. âMaybe thatâs more essential in this life.â
âNo, Ben, thatâs wrong. Itâs important for you to remember how it was with us when we were kids. Mother and Dad are dead, and I canât remember, so if you donât, itâs like it never happened and we were never kids togetherââ
âAll right, all right, donât get excited. Iâll remember.â
âEverything?â
âIâll try.â
âDid I have a sense of humor?â
âYes. Yes, you did, Charlie. You were a funny boy, a very funny boy.â
âDid we do a lot of laughing together, you and I and Mom and Dad?â
âSure.â
âLouise laughs a lot. Sheâs very cheerful, donât you think?â
âLouise is a very cheerful girl, yes.â
Slowly and thoughtfully, Charlie turned the fish cakes. They were burned but he didnât care. It would only be easier to preÂtend they were small round tender steaks. âBen?â
âYes.â
âShe wouldnât stay cheerful very long if she married me, would she?â
âStop talking likeââ
âI mean, you havenât leveled with her, Ben. She doesnât realize what a drag I am and how sheâd have to worry about me the way you do. I would hurt her. I would be hurting her all the time without meaning to, maybe without even knowing it. Would she be cheerful then? Would she?â
Ben sat down at the table, heavily and stiffly, as if each of the past five minutes had been a crippling year.
âWell? Would she, Ben?â
âI donât know.â
Charlie looked dismayed, like a child whoâs been used to hearÂing the same story with the same happy ending, and now the ending has been changed. It wasnât happy any more, it wasnât even an ending. Did the frog change into a prince? I donât know. Did he live happily ever after with his princess? I donât know.
Charlie said stubbornly, âI donât like that answer. I want the other one.â
âThere is no other one.â
âYou always used to say that marriage changed a man, that Louise could be the making of me and we could have a good life together if we tried. Tell it to me just like that all over again, Ben.â
âI canât.â
âAll right then, give me hell. Tell me