Youth Daily âs dotcom operation and taken it out of the kidâs hideâhe didnât have to be told whoâd stolen this story from him. He already knew. But he had a bigger problem, which was how to explain himself to the chief.
âHey, no shame, no shame,â said the chipper young reporter in the cube next to Ning. He was wearing a necktie and had a pencil tucked behind one ear. Heâd been on the job exactly one week, and heâd been a constant annoyance to Ning for the full length of his tenure. âIâm sure this happens to everyone from time to time,â the reporter said, his voice expectant.
âWhat a comfort,â Ning said. His phone was ringing but he ignored it. With some effort, like a man feeling his way through a blacked-out room, he located the story on the Youth Daily âs site and printed it before turning his attention to his neighbor. âTo think. All these years without you. Itâs a miracle Iâve been able to find my own dick without your sage counsel.â The reporter shrugged and rolled back into his cube, unfazed. It was perhaps the least offensive thing Ning had said to him all week.
Ning didnât much care about good stories anymore, not his own or anyone elseâs, and heâd given this one about as much thought as he would have the purchase of an umbrella during a downpour. It was about a security guard whoâd acted courageously and had been stabbed nearly to death. The doctors had sewn him up, and he was on the mend, but because heâd refused to tell a white lie that would have harmed no one, his case was tangled in red tape and the hospital was refusing to discharge him. Ning had visited the guard, and as heâd listened to his story, heâd felt himself leaning in at one point, eager to hear more, but heâd lost interest again almost as soon as heâd left the hospital. Instead of filing the story, heâd burned the rest of the week doing research on thoracoabdominal penetrating injuries, and now he was going to hear about it.
Sure enough, before Ning had even had time to finish reading the story, the chiefâs assistant arrived at his desk. Her blue cotton dress had red flowers printed on it, and atop that she wore an apple-green sweater buttoned up to the neck.
âMercy,â he said. âIs it mating season for your species?â
âDonât start with me, old man,â she said.
âSo youâve come down from your lofty perch just to subject me to this thing,â Ning said, pointing to her outfit. âIâm nearly blind as it is.â
âYou donât think I called first?â She had the face of a middle schooler, and though she claimed to be twenty-five and a college graduate, Ning had his suspicions. She was someoneâs niece, or her father was in real estate.
âI didnât hear it,â he said, his chair creaking as he leaned back.
âYou didnât hear it,â she said.
âWho can hear anything in here?â he said, waving a hand at Li Paiâs table.
âIf you read your e-mailââ she said.
âI donât read e-mail.â
âOf course you donât,â she said. âHow inconsiderate of the rest of the company to communicate in such a manner. Iâll draft a memo immediately and have a copyboy rush it down. Shall I have the little urchin rinse your inkpot and wash your brushes while heâs at it? Ning Wangâs wish is our command.â
âTell me,â he said, âhow exactly did you avoid becoming an infanticide statistic?â
She flashed her eyeteeth. âPlease, at your convenience, grace us with your presence. Iâm sure the chief will be happy to wait,â she said, and walked away, her dress cutting around her legs.
âIâm sure he will,â Ning yelled after her. He put up his feet to make clear that he didnât take orders from anyone, least of all her,
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