and went no further. I wanted everyone in my family to get along and nothing to change; but suddenly, after Tom ran away, it was as if the five of us looked around, asked why we should be spending time together, and failed to come up with many good answers.
For the first time, in the months that followed, my parentsâ conflicts became audible. My father came home on cool nights to complain about the houseâs âchill.â My mother countered that the house wasnât cold if you were doing housework all day . My father marched into the dining room to adjust the thermostat and dramatically point to its âComfort Zone,â a pale-blue arc between 72 and 78 degrees. My mother said that she was so hot . And I decided, as always, not to voice my suspicion that the Comfort Zone referred to air-conditioning in the summer rather than heat in the winter. My father set the temperature at 72 and retreated to the den, which was situated directly above the furnace. There was then a lull, and then big explosions. No matter what corner of the house I hid myself in, I could hear my father bellowing, âLEAVE THE GOD-DAMNED THERMOSTAT ALONE!â
âEarl, I didnât touch it!â
âYou did! Again!â
âI didnât think I even moved it, I just looked at it, I didnât mean to change it.â
âAgain! You monkeyed with it again! I had it set where I wanted it. And you moved it down to seventy!â
âWell, if I did somehow change it, Iâm sure I didnât mean to. Youâd be hot, too, if you worked all day in the kitchen.â
âAll I ask at the end of a long day at work is that the temperature be set in the Comfort Zone.â
âEarl, it is so hot in the kitchen. You donât know, because youâre never in here, but it is so hot.â
âThe low end of the Comfort Zone! Not even the middle! The low end! It is not too much to ask!â
And I wonder why âcartoonishâ remains such a pejorative. It took me half my life to achieve seeing my parents as cartoons. And to become more perfectly a cartoon myself: what a victory that would be.
My father eventually applied technology to the problem of temperature. He bought a space heater to put behind his chair in the dining room, where he was bothered in winter by drafts from the bay window behind him. Like so many of his appliance purchases, the heater was a pathetically cheap little thing, a wattage hog with a stertorous fan and a grinning orange mouth which dimmed the lights and drowned out conversation and produced a burning smell every time it cycled on. When I was in high school, he bought a quieter, more expensive model. One evening my mother and I started reminiscing about the old model, caricaturing my fatherâs temperature sensitivities, doing cartoons of the little heaterâs faults, the smoke and the buzzing, and my father got mad and left the table. He thought we were ganging up on him. He thought I was being cruel, and I was, but I was also forgiving him.
T HEN J OY B REAKS T HROUGH
WE MET ON Sundays at five-thirty. We chose partners and blindfolded them and led them down empty corridors at break-neck speeds, as an experiment in trust. We made collages about protecting the environment. We did skits about navigating the emotional crises of seventh and eighth grade. We sang along while advisors played songs by Cat Stevens. We wrote haikus on the theme of friendship and read them aloud:
A friend stands by you
Even when youâre in trouble
So itâs not so bad.
A friend is a person
You think you can depend on
And usually trust.
My own contribution to this exerciseâ
You get a haircut
Ordinary people laugh
Do friends? No, they donât.
âreferred to certain realities at my junior high, not in the group. People in the group, even the people I didnât considerfriends, werenât allowed to laugh at you that way. This was one reason Iâd joined in
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