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special kind of metal, and by the way, what is the name of that metal?”
    The LSC said, “Well, even we rust and I wasn’t made of a metal that corroded.” I interrupted and asked, “Well, what kind of metal are you made of?” The LSC said, “I am made of Magic.” I replied, “I don’t believe you for one second. Are you trying to clown around with me?” The LSC said, “No, now why would I be trying to clown around with you, even though you can often be a jokester.” I said, “Is magic seriously a metal?” The LSC said, “Yes.” I said, “Okay then, what are your chips made of?”
    The LSC said, “Oh my chips are made of silicone, oxygen, and sand.” I replied, “That explains the reason.” The LSC asked, “What reason?” I said, “Did you ever take physics class in grade school?” The LSC said, “No, I didn’t even attend school.” I asked, “Well, then, how come you have the smarts that you posses and the copious amount of knowledge that is within you?” The LSC
    answered, “Three things, the first reason is because of the fact that I have computer chips that are located within me. The second reason is longevity and with longevity comes wisdom. The third reason is finally, an intelligent alien.”
    I interrupted, “Don’t talk about aliens on earth.”
    LSC
    continued, “Oh quiet, those alien sightings are a bunch of fallacies.
    Now, back to what I have to say, the third reason is because of an intelligent alien who created me, Cornelius Von Alien.” I replied, “Acceptable, then, you really didn’t have to explain to me those reasons.”
    The LSC replied, “Oh, I just really wanted to get what I had to say out of my system.” I noticed to myself I was changing back to my old snobbish self. No that this was necessarily a good thing but I said in a snooty way “Well, you really released those reasons. Say, why won’t you put those reasons on a leash like you should put your self?”
    The LSC answered in a heated fashion, “Why did you say such a lofty thing? Do you want me to throw you off?”
    I said in a pleading way, “No sir.”
    LSC said in a very evil
    manner, “You know what, I am throwing you off.” His metallic exterior started changing color from blue to red. As his metallic exterior started to have an inflamed color, the exterior started to heat up. Finally, the LSC said, “Okay, man, you have ten seconds to jump off.” I boldly said, “No way.” LSC said, “Okay, that is it, you are leaving the planet Earth.” I said, “Fine then, I will jump off.” The LSC said, “Good, you better.” I ran to the back of the LSC.
    We just arrived in the atmosphere and we were at a current altitude of thirty thousand feet. At thirty thousand feet, I took a teleportation device machine that looked like a circular shaped pipe.
    This circular shaped pipe had two ends to it, as a teleportation device would look in the movies. The two ends you would push on that would take you to another place and, you would say the other place and you would automatically be teleported there in the blink of an eye. I told the LSC, “Guess what, I have your teleportation device.
    What are you going to do now?”
    The LSC said, “Okay that is it bring it on!”
    I replied, “No, you
    bring it on.” LSC said, “Okay, that is it, you are asking for it.” LSC
    opened a hatch in the dash board that revealed a big claw. This claw was a three pronged claw that had a snake like hose. The hose headed right towards me and I jumped in time for the protection. I said to the LSC, “You can’t do anything now. What on earth can you possibly do?” LSC answered, “I could close the exit door.” I said, “Oh no you won’t.” LSC said, “Oh yes I will.” LSC started to close the back door, I said, “See you dupe.”
    The LSC said, “You have ten seconds
    to run and jump. Now the door will do the countdown and start to gradually close. Door start talking.” The Door, “T-minus ten, T-minus nine,