humor.
âWell, you know. Whatever.â
The ominous rumbling in her nether regions decided her. She had fully intended to finish this night by sleeping with John Smith. It wasnât going to work out that way. But that didnât mean she had to end the evening with him in attendance while she threw up, dashed for the w.c., and chugged most of a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
âIâll be okay,â she said. âIt was just a bad carnival hot dog, Johnny. You could have just as easily gotten it yourself. Give me a call during your free period tomorrow.â
âYou sure?â
âYes, I am.â
âOkay, kid.â He picked up the phone with no further argument and called his cab. She closed her eyes, lulled and comforted by the sound of his voice. One of the things she liked most about him was that he would always really try to do the right thing, the best thing, with no self-serving bullshit. That was good. She was too tired and feeling too low to play little social games.
âThe deedâs done,â he said, hanging up. âTheyâll have a guy over in five minutes.â
âAt least youâve got cab fare,â she said, smiling.
âAnd I plan to tip handsomely,â he replied, doing a passable W. C. Fields.
He came over to the couch, sat beside her, held her hand.
âJohnny, how did you do it?â
âHmmm?â
âThe Wheel. How could you do that?â
âIt was a streak, thatâs all,â he said, looking a little uncomfortable. âEverybody has a streak once in a while. Like at the racetrack or playing blackjack or just matching dimes.â
âNo,â she said.
âHuh?â
âI donât think everybody does have a streak once in a while. It was almost uncanny. It . . . scared me a little.â
âDid it?â
âYes.â
Johnny sighed. âOnce in a while I get feelings, thatâs all. For as long as I can remember, since I was just a little kid. And Iâve always been good at finding things people have lost. Like that little Lisa Schumann at school. You know the girl I mean?â
âLittle, sad, mousy Lisa?â She smiled. âI know her. Sheâs wandering in clouds of perplexity through my business grammar course.â
âShe lost her class ring,â Johnny said, âand came to me in tears about it. I asked her if sheâd checked the back corners of the top shelf in her locker. Just a guess. But it was there.â
âAnd youâve always been able to do that?â
He laughed and shook his head. âHardly ever.â The smile slipped a little. âBut it was strong tonight, Sarah. I had that Wheel . . .â He closed his fists softly and looked at them, now frowning. âI had it right here. And it had the strangest goddam associations for me.â
âLike what?â
âRubber,â he said slowly. âBurning rubber. And cold. And ice. Black ice. Those things were in the back of my mind. God knows why. And a bad feeling. Like to beware.â
She looked at him closely, saying nothing, and his face slowly cleared.
âBut itâs gone now, whatever it was. Nothing probably.â
âIt was five hundred dollars worth of good luck, anyway,â she said. Johnny laughed and nodded. He didnât talk anymore and she drowsed, glad to have him there. She came back to wakefulness when headlights from outside splashed across the wall. His cab.
âIâll call,â he said, and kissed her face gently. âYou sure you donât want me to hang around?â
Suddenly she did, but she shook her head.
âCall me,â she said.
âPeriod three,â he promised. He went to the door.
âJohnny?â
He turned back.
âI love you, Johnny,â she said, and his face lit up like a lamp.
He blew a kiss. âFeel better,â he said, âand weâll talk.â
She nodded, but it was
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