the sweaty leotard, holding a teeny corner with two fingers like it was the grossest thing yet.
Hooligan didnât think the leotard was gross. He thought it was deliciousâso of course he lunged for it and would have taken a big bite, except Tessa yanked it away, which for Hooligan was even better because now they were playing tug-of-war, one of his all-time favorite games.
âNo, Hooligan! Bad!â Tessa cried. Trying to protect her leotard, she held it up and jumped on her bed, so of course Hooligan followed with a surprisingly graceful leap, which meant that in a second Tessa was shrieking, and they were both bouncing so the springs squeaked, and we were not only a long way from Hooligan ever sniffing out the piggy bank, we were about to get in a lot of trouble because Granny would hear the noise and come in and catch Tessa and Hooligan playing trampoline in the house.
I said, âYou guys have to get down from there!â
And Tessa said, âHeâs gonna rip my best pink leotard, Cammie!â
And Hooligan said,
âAwh-roohr!â
, which meant he was having such a good time he hoped we could play this game every day after lunch.
I didnât know what to do. Usually, I would tackle Hooliganâbut on the bed he was too high up for that. Desperate, I signaled Tessa to throw me the leotard, which she did, only I missed the catch and it landed onmy head and fell down over my face so the whole world turned pink and I couldnât breathe without getting a big whiff of Tessaâs two-day-old ballet sweat.
I donât know exactly what happened next because, like I said, all I could see was pinkness, but it wasnât long till the bouncing noises stopped, and thenâ
thump-thump
âHooligan mustâve jumped off the bed, followed byâ
thump
âmy little sister, and while I was trying to backpedal to get out of their way, I was also untangling the leotard from my ears, and just as I finally freed myself, I tripped over the wastebasket and fell flat on my back.
Ooof
.
Soon Tessaâs worried face appeared above me. âAre you okay, Cammie?â
After that, it took a few minutes, but things finally settled down. And this time when Tessa held out the leotard for Hooligan to sniff, he actually did sniff.
âGooooood puppy!â Tessa said. âOkay, Cammie. Now what?â
What I thought was:
I have no clue
.
What I said was: âHooliganâgo find!â
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
GRANNY uses this phrase I like, ârising to the occasion.â What it means is doing something unexpectedly good exactly at the time it needs to be done. Why Iâm bringing it up is, thatâs what Hooligan did next: He rose to the occasion.
I mean, you wouldâve thought our dog had been tracking piggy banks since puppyhood, because right away he got to his feet, trotted to our bedroom door and said a polite little
âWoof,â
so weâd open it and let him out.
The White House is quieter on Sunday than most other days of the week, and there was no one in the Center Hall. Hooligan dropped his nose to the rug, looked back to make sure we were behind him, then turned right and trotted toward the West Sitting Hall, every once in a while sniffing either the air or the floor.
âFrom now on,â Tessa said, âHooligan can do all our finding for us!â
Or maybe not.
Because all of a sudden he made a hard right into the Dining Room, again dropped his nose to the rug, lunged between the chairs and under the table and came up chewingâwith a gooey green spot on his muzzle.
Oh, swell. Instead of the piggy bank, heâd been tracking a lonely leftover jelly bean.
âThatâs no help!â I told him, and held out the leotard for him to sniff again.
âGo find!â
For a minute, Hooligan didnât go anywhere. Instead, he sat back on his haunches and scratched his ear. I was about ready to give up on my plan altogether when he stood,
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