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Authors: David Mitchell
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I looked, ye-es.” A rusty drawl.
“Are you Mr. Harty?”
“When I last looked I was, ye-es.”
“I’m phoning to ask if you’re hiring pickers.”
“Are we hiring pickers?” In the background a dog’s going mental and a woman yells,
Boris, shut your cake-hole!
“Ye-es.”
“A friend worked on your farm a couple of summers back, and if you’re hiring, I’d like to come and pick fruit for a bit. Please.”
“Done picking before, have you?”
“Not on an actual farm, but I’m used to hard work, and”—I think of my great-aunt Eilísh in Ireland—“I’ve helped my aunt with her vegetable garden, which is massive, so I’m used to getting my hands dirty.”
“So all us farmers have dirty hands, have we?”
“I just meant I’m not afraid of hard work, and I can start today, even.” There’s a pause. A very long pause. Very, very long. I’m worried I’ll have to put more money in. “Mr. Harty? Hello?”
“Ye-es. No picking on a Sunday. Not at Black Elm Farm. We let the fruit grow on a Sunday. We’ll start tomorrow at six sharp. There’s dorms for pickers, but we’re not the Ritz. No room service.”
Brilliant
. “That’s fine. So … have I got a job?”
“Thirty-five pence a tray. Full punnets, no rotten fruit, or you’ll be picking the whole tray again. No stones, or you’re out.”
“That’s fine. Can I turn up this afternoon?”
“Ye-es. Do you have a name?”
I’m so relieved I blurt out, “Holly,” even as I realize giving a false name might be cleverer. There’s a poster by the railway bridge advertising Rothmans cigarettes so I say, “Holly Rothmans,” and regret it straightaway. Should have chosen something forgettable like Tracy Smith, but I’m stuck with it now.
“Holly Bossman, is it?”
“Holly
Rothmans
. Like the cigarettes.”
“Cigarettes, is it? I smoke a pipe, me.”
“How do I get to your farm?”
“Our pickers make their own way here. We’re no taxi service.”
“I know. That’s why I’m asking you directions.”
“It’s very simple.”
I bloody hope so, ’cause at this rate I’ll run out of coins. “Okay.”
“First you cross the bridge onto the Isle of Sheppey. Then you ask for Black Elm Farm.” With that, Gabriel Harty hangs up.
R OCHESTER C ASTLE SITS by the Medway River like a giant model, and a big black lion guards the iron bridge. I pat its paw for good luck as I pass. The girders groan as trucks go over and my feet are aching, but I’m pretty pleased with myself; only twenty-four hours ago I was a weeping bruise, but I just passed my first-ever job interview and next week’s sorted, at least. Black Elm Farm’ll be a place to lie low and get some money together. I think of small bombs going off in Gravesend, one by one. Dad’ll go round to Vinny’s later, I reckon: “Oh, morning, I believe you’ve been sleeping with my underage daughter; I’m not leaving till I’ve spoken with her.”
Ka-booom!
Vinny’s ferrety face.
Ka-boom!
Dad’ll rush back to tell Mam I’m not there either.
Ka-boom!
Mam’ll start replaying that slap, over and over. Then she’ll march round to Vinny’s. Shit, meet Fan. Fan, this is Shit. Mam’ll leave Vinny splattered down the hallway and hurry to Brendan and Ruth’s to see if I’m there. Brendan’ll report I was on my way to Stella Yearwood’s yesterday morning, so he and Mam’ll stomp off there. Stella’ll be all, “No, Mrs. Sykes, she was never here, actually I was out, I’ve got no idea,” but she knows a heat-seeker missile’s heading her way. Monday comes and goes, and Tuesday, then on Wednesday school’ll phone ’cause I’m missing exams. Mr. Nixon’ll say to her, “So let me get this straight, Mrs. Sykes. Your daughter’s been missing since Saturday morning?” Mam’ll mumble ’bout a small disagreement. Dad’ll start wanting details, like what she said to me, and what she means by “a little slap.” How little?
Ka-boom, ka-boom, ka-boom
. She’ll
“Are you Mr. Harty?”
“When I last looked I was, ye-es.”
“I’m phoning to ask if you’re hiring pickers.”
“Are we hiring pickers?” In the background a dog’s going mental and a woman yells,
Boris, shut your cake-hole!
“Ye-es.”
“A friend worked on your farm a couple of summers back, and if you’re hiring, I’d like to come and pick fruit for a bit. Please.”
“Done picking before, have you?”
“Not on an actual farm, but I’m used to hard work, and”—I think of my great-aunt Eilísh in Ireland—“I’ve helped my aunt with her vegetable garden, which is massive, so I’m used to getting my hands dirty.”
“So all us farmers have dirty hands, have we?”
“I just meant I’m not afraid of hard work, and I can start today, even.” There’s a pause. A very long pause. Very, very long. I’m worried I’ll have to put more money in. “Mr. Harty? Hello?”
“Ye-es. No picking on a Sunday. Not at Black Elm Farm. We let the fruit grow on a Sunday. We’ll start tomorrow at six sharp. There’s dorms for pickers, but we’re not the Ritz. No room service.”
Brilliant
. “That’s fine. So … have I got a job?”
“Thirty-five pence a tray. Full punnets, no rotten fruit, or you’ll be picking the whole tray again. No stones, or you’re out.”
“That’s fine. Can I turn up this afternoon?”
“Ye-es. Do you have a name?”
I’m so relieved I blurt out, “Holly,” even as I realize giving a false name might be cleverer. There’s a poster by the railway bridge advertising Rothmans cigarettes so I say, “Holly Rothmans,” and regret it straightaway. Should have chosen something forgettable like Tracy Smith, but I’m stuck with it now.
“Holly Bossman, is it?”
“Holly
Rothmans
. Like the cigarettes.”
“Cigarettes, is it? I smoke a pipe, me.”
“How do I get to your farm?”
“Our pickers make their own way here. We’re no taxi service.”
“I know. That’s why I’m asking you directions.”
“It’s very simple.”
I bloody hope so, ’cause at this rate I’ll run out of coins. “Okay.”
“First you cross the bridge onto the Isle of Sheppey. Then you ask for Black Elm Farm.” With that, Gabriel Harty hangs up.
R OCHESTER C ASTLE SITS by the Medway River like a giant model, and a big black lion guards the iron bridge. I pat its paw for good luck as I pass. The girders groan as trucks go over and my feet are aching, but I’m pretty pleased with myself; only twenty-four hours ago I was a weeping bruise, but I just passed my first-ever job interview and next week’s sorted, at least. Black Elm Farm’ll be a place to lie low and get some money together. I think of small bombs going off in Gravesend, one by one. Dad’ll go round to Vinny’s later, I reckon: “Oh, morning, I believe you’ve been sleeping with my underage daughter; I’m not leaving till I’ve spoken with her.”
Ka-booom!
Vinny’s ferrety face.
Ka-boom!
Dad’ll rush back to tell Mam I’m not there either.
Ka-boom!
Mam’ll start replaying that slap, over and over. Then she’ll march round to Vinny’s. Shit, meet Fan. Fan, this is Shit. Mam’ll leave Vinny splattered down the hallway and hurry to Brendan and Ruth’s to see if I’m there. Brendan’ll report I was on my way to Stella Yearwood’s yesterday morning, so he and Mam’ll stomp off there. Stella’ll be all, “No, Mrs. Sykes, she was never here, actually I was out, I’ve got no idea,” but she knows a heat-seeker missile’s heading her way. Monday comes and goes, and Tuesday, then on Wednesday school’ll phone ’cause I’m missing exams. Mr. Nixon’ll say to her, “So let me get this straight, Mrs. Sykes. Your daughter’s been missing since Saturday morning?” Mam’ll mumble ’bout a small disagreement. Dad’ll start wanting details, like what she said to me, and what she means by “a little slap.” How little?
Ka-boom, ka-boom, ka-boom
. She’ll
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