when Iâm in bed. âStudying?â I whisper. âSchoolâs over. He graduated.â
âMitch is always studying,â Meadow says. âHeâs getting a head start on college.â
Who knew nerds came in such nice packaging?
âDid you know heâs already been published?â Mona asks. âHe wrote a first-hand account of his tracking experiences for a local travel magazine.â
Mitch sticks his head out of the stairway. âDonât talk about me.â
Too bad the packaging canât hide the personality.
âLighten up, honey,â she says. âCanât a mother be proud?â
âJust cut out the yodeling,â he says, disappearing as fast as he came.
Mr. Likable is going to be thrilled to hear heâs escorting me to a party.
âIâm not doing it,â I say.
Judy stacks warm cookies onto a plate. âWhatâs the big deal? Just go downstairs, offer Mitch a cookie, and have a little chat.â
âForget it. He tried to kill me with a basketball.â
She throws an arm around me. âThatâs how boys show girls they like them.â
âNot in a civilized society,â I say.
Mona laughs. âThereâs nothing civilized about teenage boys, Kendra.â
âIâm not chatting with him,â I say. âHeâs rude.â
âMy point exactly,â Judy says. âJudy thinks you two got off on the wrong foot and you need to smooth things over.â
I step out from under her arm. âI thought Judy liked conflict. Ratings, remember?â
She shifts gears with her usual split-second timing. âSure, but too much conflict about the same thing gets old fast. Viewers have short attention spans.â
âMitch isnât so bad,â Mona assures me. âHeâs just cranky about the cameras. No offense, Judy.â
âNone taken,â Judy says.
âIâm not a fan of television myself, to be honest,â Mona continues. âOurs broke a year ago and I had no intention of repairing it.â She turns to me and shrugs. âJudy arrived with a new one and Iâve hardly seen the kids since.â
Judy puts the plate of cookies in my hand and propels me toward the stairs. âThink about how much easier the party will be if youâre getting along. Go patch things up.â
âOnly if you and your cameras stay up here.â I brace myself in the doorway with one elbow and my free hand as she pushes.
âItâs all fair game, KB, you know that.â
âI canât patch things up unless you back off.â
âFine,â she says. âHave it your way.â She presses the button on her walkie-talkie. âAttention, Black Sheep crew.â Several crew members are in the kitchen with us, and their walkies squawk because of the close proximity. âWeâre standing down on the lamb. Repeat: stand down on the lamb.â Taking her thumb off the button, she says, âConsider this your one free pass, KB.â
Halfway down the stairs, I turn and run back up to make sure theyâre keeping their word. Mona has left the kitchen and Judy is kicking back at the table with the rest of the crew. The cameras and mikes are on the floor. âGo,â she says, around a mouthful of cookie.
I start down the stairs again, feeling a little nauseous, either from nerves or from eating too many cookies. Winning Mitch over is one of the tougher challenges Iâve faced in my life, but Iâm sure heâll come to like me when he knows me better. Itâs not like he has a good reason to hate me.
When I reach the bottom of the stairs, Mitch is parked in front of a large plasma-screen TV watching a basketball game. I hold out the plate of cookies and offer a faint âHi.â He doesnât respond. He doesnât even move his eyes from the screen.
This is going well. âI thought you were studying,â I say.
He turns to see if the
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