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of picking the same things up.
    Plus, the first day of school is only half a day for kids.
    My little brother, Charlie, once asked my mother what the teachers do for the rest of the day.
    â€œThey get things ready—books and papers and lessons.”
    â€œThat’s not what Leroy Herdman says,” Charlie told her. “Leroy says as soon as the kids are gone, they lock all the doors and order in pizza and beer.”
    â€œWell, they don’t,” Mother said, “and how would Leroy know anyway?”
    â€œHe forgot something,” Charlie said, “and he went back to get it and he couldn’t get in.”
    â€œThey saw him coming and locked the doors,” Mother said. “Wouldn’t you?”
    Well, yes. Anyone would, because the Herdmans—Ralph, Imogene, Leroy, Claude, Ollie, and Gladys—were the worst kids in the history of the world. They weren’t honest or cheerful or industrious or cooperative or clean. They told lies and smoked cigars and set fire to things and hit little kids and cursed and stayed away from school whenever they wanted to and wouldn’t learn anything when they were there.
    They were always there, though, on the first day, so you always knew right away that this was going to be another exciting Herdman year in the Woodrow Wilson Elementary School.
    At least there was only one of them in each grade, and since they never got kept back, you always had the same one to put up with. I had Imogene, and what I did was stay out of her way, but it wasn’t easy.
    This time she grabbed me in the hall and shoved an oatmeal box in my face. “Hey,” she said, “you want to buy a science project?”
    I figured that Imogene’s idea of a science project would probably explode or catch fire or smell really bad or be alive and bite me—and, in fact, I could hear something squealing and scratching around in the oatmeal box.
    â€œMiss Kemp already wrote this year’s assignment on the board,” I said, “and it isn’t a science project.”
    â€œFine time to tell me,” Imogene grunted. “What is it? The assignment.” She shook her oatmeal box. “Is it mice?”
    So I was half right—Imogene’s science project was alive, but it probably wouldn’t bite me unless it was great big mice, and I didn’t want to find out.
    â€œNo,” I said, “it’s about people.”
    â€œMice would be better,” Imogene said.
    Later that morning Miss Kemp explained her assignment, and I thought Imogene might be right, because the assignment sounded weird.
    â€œFor this year’s project,” she said, “we’re going to study each other. That’s the assignment on the blackboard, Compliments for Classmates.”
    All over the room hands were going up and kids were saying “Huh?” and “What does it mean?” and “How many pages?” But Miss Kemp ignored all this.
    â€œIt means exactly what it says,” she said. “You’re to think of a special compliment for each person in this class, and please don’t groan”—a lot of people did anyway—“because this is the assignment for the year. You have all year to think about it, and next June, before the last day of school, you’ll draw names from a hat and think of more compliments for just that one person.”
    Somebody asked if it could be a famous person instead, and somebody else asked if it could be a dead famous person, like George Washington.
    Miss Kemp said no. “This is a classroom project, so it has to be people in this class. We know all about George Washington’s good points, but . . .” She looked around and picked on Boomer. “We don’t know all Boomer’s good points. More important, Boomer probably doesn’t know all his good points.”
    â€œHow many compliments?” Junior Jacobs wanted to know.
    â€œUp to you,” Miss