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shrimp salad. Thelma ordered a chicken pot pie. The restaurant was famous for their pot pies done with real puff pastry and delicious vegetables and interesting spices.
“While we eat, I’ll come to the point,“ Thelma said picking up the leather folder and bringing out a document.
Thelma’s copy of Steve’s will. What on earth was she up to? Jane wondered.
Thelma handed it over. “Take a look at this.“
“I don’t need to,“ Jane said. “I have my own copy in my lockbox at the bank.“
“Look through it anyway,“ Thelma ordered.
Stapled to the back page was a typed notice of an amendment saying, “Should Jane remarry, this contract becomes null and void.“ There was Steve’s signature below it, and two church ladies’ signatures as witnesses.
Jane’s first impulse was to laugh at Thelma’s incompetence, but she said quietly, “That’s not anything like Steve’s signature. You wrote it. You are a forger. And this is typed on that fake handwriting typewriter I gave you years ago. I’m going to audit the company books. If you dare try to enforce this, I’ll take you to court and you’ll either go to jail or be laughed out of court as a demented old woman and a forger. That’s a crime.“
Jane fished in her purse and threw down a twenty-dollar bill and a five. “This will pay for my lunch with a good tip. You can take my salad home to eat yourself.“
Jane rose and walked out of the restaurant without looking back.
“NO!“ Shelley exclaimed.
She put her head down on her kitchen table, half laughing, half enraged.
“Yes. A forged addendum to Steve’s will. I threatened to take her to court and hire an auditor to go over her books. I need to call Ted and warn him about this. I don’t want him to think I distrust him.“
Shelley sat back up. “Can you conduct an audit?“
“Why not?“
“I think you’d have to get a court order or something. You’re not a partner.“
“But I am. I’m listed in the real will as `his third share in perpetuity should he predecease me per stirpes should we have children.’“
“What’s per stirpes?“
“By natural birth, as opposed to adoption. We didn’t even have children when this was written. Nor did he plan to die before me. I threatened Thelma with going to jail for forgery.“
“You didn’t!“
“I did. And I’ll do it if she tries to pull this off. The awful woman.“
Shelley grinned. “You should lock your mother-in-law and Mel’s mother in a room and wait and see who comes out alive.“
Jane laughed. “What fun that would be.“
“So you just walked out on her?“
“I threw down a twenty and a five and told her to take my meal home when it came and walked straight out of the restaurant.“
“You’re a better woman than I am,“ Shelley said. “I’d have thrown a glass of ice water in her face first.“
“She’d have had me arrested for assault.“ Jane giggled. “At least I gave Thelma a good scare. I forgot to mention that she doesn’t seem to consider Ted and Dixie’s children as her grandchildren. When Ted and Dixie brought them to dinner for Todd’s birthday, she acted as if they weren’t even there.“
“Why not? Because they’re Chinese?“
“Of course. She’s a bigot as well as a forger.“
“Jane, how have you managed to put up with her for all these years?“
“The same way you put up with Paul’s sister Constanza. She’s the same kind of snoopy, overbearing woman. We could put Thelma, Addie, and Constanza in a locked room and see which one comes out alive.“
Shelley laughed and said, “So you didn’t eat lunch. Neither have I. Let’s go back to the restaurant and gorge.“
“What if Thelma’s still there?“
“Who cares?“
“You’re right. I was really looking forward to that shrimp salad I ordered.“
Thelma had left and both Jane and Shelley had the shrimp salad. Unfortunately the same waiter who had earlier taken Jane’s order took the same order again. Seeing his
“While we eat, I’ll come to the point,“ Thelma said picking up the leather folder and bringing out a document.
Thelma’s copy of Steve’s will. What on earth was she up to? Jane wondered.
Thelma handed it over. “Take a look at this.“
“I don’t need to,“ Jane said. “I have my own copy in my lockbox at the bank.“
“Look through it anyway,“ Thelma ordered.
Stapled to the back page was a typed notice of an amendment saying, “Should Jane remarry, this contract becomes null and void.“ There was Steve’s signature below it, and two church ladies’ signatures as witnesses.
Jane’s first impulse was to laugh at Thelma’s incompetence, but she said quietly, “That’s not anything like Steve’s signature. You wrote it. You are a forger. And this is typed on that fake handwriting typewriter I gave you years ago. I’m going to audit the company books. If you dare try to enforce this, I’ll take you to court and you’ll either go to jail or be laughed out of court as a demented old woman and a forger. That’s a crime.“
Jane fished in her purse and threw down a twenty-dollar bill and a five. “This will pay for my lunch with a good tip. You can take my salad home to eat yourself.“
Jane rose and walked out of the restaurant without looking back.
“NO!“ Shelley exclaimed.
She put her head down on her kitchen table, half laughing, half enraged.
“Yes. A forged addendum to Steve’s will. I threatened to take her to court and hire an auditor to go over her books. I need to call Ted and warn him about this. I don’t want him to think I distrust him.“
Shelley sat back up. “Can you conduct an audit?“
“Why not?“
“I think you’d have to get a court order or something. You’re not a partner.“
“But I am. I’m listed in the real will as `his third share in perpetuity should he predecease me per stirpes should we have children.’“
“What’s per stirpes?“
“By natural birth, as opposed to adoption. We didn’t even have children when this was written. Nor did he plan to die before me. I threatened Thelma with going to jail for forgery.“
“You didn’t!“
“I did. And I’ll do it if she tries to pull this off. The awful woman.“
Shelley grinned. “You should lock your mother-in-law and Mel’s mother in a room and wait and see who comes out alive.“
Jane laughed. “What fun that would be.“
“So you just walked out on her?“
“I threw down a twenty and a five and told her to take my meal home when it came and walked straight out of the restaurant.“
“You’re a better woman than I am,“ Shelley said. “I’d have thrown a glass of ice water in her face first.“
“She’d have had me arrested for assault.“ Jane giggled. “At least I gave Thelma a good scare. I forgot to mention that she doesn’t seem to consider Ted and Dixie’s children as her grandchildren. When Ted and Dixie brought them to dinner for Todd’s birthday, she acted as if they weren’t even there.“
“Why not? Because they’re Chinese?“
“Of course. She’s a bigot as well as a forger.“
“Jane, how have you managed to put up with her for all these years?“
“The same way you put up with Paul’s sister Constanza. She’s the same kind of snoopy, overbearing woman. We could put Thelma, Addie, and Constanza in a locked room and see which one comes out alive.“
Shelley laughed and said, “So you didn’t eat lunch. Neither have I. Let’s go back to the restaurant and gorge.“
“What if Thelma’s still there?“
“Who cares?“
“You’re right. I was really looking forward to that shrimp salad I ordered.“
Thelma had left and both Jane and Shelley had the shrimp salad. Unfortunately the same waiter who had earlier taken Jane’s order took the same order again. Seeing his
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