Chloe once she got started. She was like a tortilla-making machine. Seriously, I couldnât hold her back. She had all those puppies rolled out in like five seconds.â
âHeâs such a liar,â I told Nora. âAll I did was knead. He did the rest.â
âDonât believe her! She should be on kitchen duty the rest of the summerâsheâs like a professional chef!â
âYouâre a nut job,â I laughed, shoving him out of the kitchen in front of me. âYou shouldnât be trusted.â
He raised his eyebrows. â Thatâs for sure.â He leered at me, and I rolled my eyes as I headed for the stairs.
***
âHow was the trail ride this morning?â I stood in front of the wavery, spotty mirror in our bedroom that afternoon. Dana was propped up on her bed, her wet hair wrapped in a towel, wearing sweatpants and a tank top and scribbling rapidly in her journal with a chewed-up Bic.
She groaned without looking up. âThose little girls are such brats!â
She meant the Taylorsâ kidsâtheyâd proven themselves to be every bit as out of control as weâd previously thought.
Dana leaned over and put her journal in the drawer of her bedside table, then lay back again against the pillows. âIâm trying to get the dad mounted and heâs being, you know, the way big men are, all stiff and scared but trying not to show it. Making dumb jokes, clutching the saddle horn. So Iâm just trying to keep him upright on Mickey, when I look over and theyâve both gotten on Hans! Without helmets! Which, if Jack saw, he would probably fire me and eat them for breakfast.â
I nodded. Helmets werenât the most attractive headgear and certainly didnât fit my picture of myself galloping in a field of grass with my long hair flowing out behind me, but they were nonnegotiable. Jack had given us a massive lecture about liability. Apparently he could get sued for everything he owned if an accident happened to one of us staff or a guest on a horse and they werenât wearing a helmet.
âSo poor Hans is trying to keep from freaking out, but I can see heâs getting all trembly and sweaty, and in a minute heâs probably going to dump them.â Dana put her hand over her eyes as if to shut out the memory. âAnd Iâm all by myself, you know, since they were supposed to get on one at a time, and now Iâm freaking out, my heart is pounding, Iâm thinking that this is it, Hans is going to throw those little girls into a tree and then Mickey will spook and dump the dad and theyâll have go to the emergency room and then Iâll be back in Boise, working at Wendyâs for the rest of the summer.â She stopped to take a breath.
âAnd? Come on, donât leave me in suspense here!â I said.
âWait, it gets better. So the dad sees whatâs going on nowâhe didnât before because he was trying not to fall offâand he shouts at the girls to get off the horse. And Hans thinks heâs shouting at him , so he starts trotting off, probably going back to his stall, and I swear to God, the bigger girl jumps off Hans like sheâs some kind of stuntman, and does a somersault in the dirt. By now Iâm yelling, trying to catch Hans, the dadâs gotten off Mickey somehow, heâs yelling, the big girlâs screaming, and Hans goes straight into the stable and I run after him. Heâs in his stall with the little girl still on his back.â
âOh my God,â I said.
âSo I grab the little girl off Hans, slip his bridle off, and go back outâMickeyâs gotten the lid off one of the outside grain bins and is eating everyone elseâs lunch,â Dana concluded.
âThatâs crazy! Were the girls okay?â
My roommate flopped back against the pillows, crossed her eyes, and let her tongue loll out the side of her mouth. âYeah, they were
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