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you drop by the department. Maybe meet the sheriff.”
He grinned at the corner of his mouth.
“You think you seen me somewhere?”
I continued to stare into his face, not speaking. He removed his shades, his eyes askance.
“Soooo, what kind of gig are we trying to build here?” he asked.
“I don’t like the way you look at children.”
“I’m looking at a swimming pool. But I’ll move.”
“We nail you on a short-eyes here, we’ll flag your jacket and put you in lockdown with some interesting company. This is Louisiana, Swede.”
He rolled the rubber ball down the back of his forearm, off his elbow, and caught it in his palm, all in one motion. Then he rolled it back and forth across the top of his fingers, the gum snapping in his jaw all the while.
“I went out max time. You got no handle. I got a job, too. In the movies. I’m not shitting you on that,” he said.
“Watch your language, please.”
“My language? Wow, I love this town already.” Then his face tilted, disconcerted, his breath drawing through his nose like an animal catching a scent. “Why’s Blimpo staring at me like that?”
I turned and saw Clete Purcel standing behind me. He grinned and took out his comb and ran it through his sandy hair with both hands. The skin under his arms was pink with sunburn.
“You think I got a weight problem?” he asked.
“No. ‘Cause I don’t know you. I don’t know what kind of problem you got.”
“Then why’d you call me Blimpo?”
“So maybe I didn’t mean anything by it.”
“I think you did.”
But Boxleiter turned his back on us, his attention fixed on the deep end of the pool, his right hand opening and closing on the blue rubber ball. The wind blew lines in his peroxided hair, and his scalp had the dead gray color of putty. His lips moved silently.
“What’d you say?” Clete asked. When Boxleiter didn’t reply, Clete fitted his hand under Boxleiter’s arm and turned him away from the fence. “You said, ‘Blow me, Fatso’?”
Boxleiter slipped the ball in his pocket and looked out into the trees, his hands on his hips.
“It’s a nice day. I’m gonna buy me a sno’ball. I love the spearmint sno’balls they sell in this park. You guys want one?” he said.
We watched him walk away through the trees, the leaves crunching under his feet like pecan shells, toward a cold drink stand and ice machine a black man had set up under a candy-striped umbrella.
“Like the boy says, he doesn’t come with handles,” Clete said.
THAT AFTERNOON THE SHERIFF called me into his office. He was watering his window plants with a hand-painted teakettle, smoking his pipe at the same time. His body was slatted with light through the blinds, and beyond the blinds I could see the whitewashed crypts in the old Catholic cemetery.
“I got a call from Alex Guidry. You reported him to the Humane Society?” he said.
“He keeps his dogs penned on a filthy concrete slab without shade.”
“He claims you’re harassing him.”
“What did the Humane Society say?”
“They gave him a warning and told him they’d be back. Watch your back with this character, Dave.”
“That’s it?”
“No. The other problem is your calls to the FBI in New Orleans. They’re off our backs for a while. Why stir them up?”
“Cool Breeze should be in our custody. We’re letting the Feds twist him to avoid a civil suit over the abuse of prisoners in our jail.”
“He’s a four-time loser, Dave. He’s not a victim. He fed a guy into an electric saw.”
“I don’t think it’s right.”
“Tell that to people when we have to pass a parish sales tax to pay off a class action suit, particularly one that will make a bunch of convicts rich. I take that back. Tell it to that female FBI agent. She was here while you were out to lunch. I really enjoyed the half hour I spent listening to her.”
“Adrien Glazier was here?”
IT WAS FRIDAY, AND when I drove home that evening I should have
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