furnishings a young couple did not purchase on a salary, while Georgia herself had a certain ease I associated with boarding school and a trust fund, or a doting father.
âMrs. Bowland just left. Sheâs got another meeting about Steve La France. You seen them bumper stickers? She is one smart cookie. Good thing for Steve. Heâs dumber than his old man, and weâre talkinâ dumb.â
âActually, I came to see you.â
âFind me another job?â
I shook my head. The Bowlandsâ living room looked like a bomb had hit it: lampshades askew, vacuum hoses snaked like fire hoses in the blitz, paper towels and Windex spray everywhere. I picked up a double photo frame that had tumbled to the carpet. One side showed Georgia holding her baby like an unsolicited delivery from Federal Express, the other, Rick in a Brooks Brothers shirt grilling hot dogs at the Fire Department cookout.
âYeah, you donât give me work any more. It all goes to your Mrs. Mealy. Well, let me tell you something, Ben. I donât need the work. I got plenty.â
âYour Mrs. Mealyâ lived in an apartment over my barn with her daughter, Alison. Iâd found them hitchhiking and homeless and brought them home. Marie and her armies had a field day broadcasting their speculations upon our relationship, but gradually the stories had died down, particularly as I was seen around town with several other ladies, including the far more gossipable first selectman.
âI knew you had plenty of work. Thatâs why I passed a couple of things Mrs. Mealyâs way.â
âSo she could pay your rent.â
Marie, a voluminous, outwardly jolly lady, preferred bad news to good news, dirt to joy. Offering no fuel on the subject of rent, I asked instead, âAre you still working for the Fisks?â
âSure. Though thereâs things going on there that would curl your hair.â
âLike what?â
âWhereâve you been? The party?â
âI was there.â
âYou were?â
âIt was great. Duane did a marinated lamb he could open a restaurant with.â
Marie looked at me with undisguised pity. âNot the cookout. The party . After. In the Jacuzzi.â
âI didnât get in any Jacuzzi.â
âThatâs âcause you werenât invited.â
âWho was?â I knew, of course, but I hoped to flatter her into my camp.
âThe Bowlands. The Barretts. The Carters.â
âWow. The Bowlands? The Barretts? And the Carters? The builder Carters? Sherry and Bill?â
âYou heard it here first.â
âAnd the Fisks.â
âYou wouldnât believe the bathing suit Michelle bought for that party.â
âBut theyâve been in bed together for years.â
â What ?â Marie grabbed my arm in a powerful hand and jerked hard. âWhat do you mean? What do you know?â
âMarie. Itâs a joke.â
âWhat do you mean, joke? What kind of joke?â she demanded, and I saw a lifetime of orgies pass unreported before her eyes.
âAn expression.â
âWhat are you talking about?â
âRick Bowland and Ted Barrett are on the Planning and Zoning Commission. Right? They have to approve new construction. Right? Bill Carter is a builder. And Duane does drains and footings and septics and speculates in land. When youâve got a bunch of friends all in the business of building or regulating building, you could say theyâre in bed together.â
âOh, Iâve heard that expression. Yeah, but you made a jokeâHey, thatâs pretty good, Ben.â She laughed loud and long, with great relief, and slapped one ample thigh.
âSo they stayed overnight?â
âIt was one of those parties, if you know what I mean.â
I said, âOh, come on, Ted and Susan are the tightest couple I know.â
âYeah,â Marie admitted. âYou never hear
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