He’s probably spent all morning thinking of a way to get you to touch his stinking shirt. You’re feeding his vanity. The next thing you know he’ll need your help warming his bed.” Agnes’s eyes filled with glee as John’s cheeks drained of colour.
“J…Joan?” The word was a gasp of horror as John looked down at smiling lips only inches from his own. “I thought your name was Jane…your name is Joan?”
“Agnes…help…he’s fainted.” John cringed away from the smelling salts and moaned into a silk draped knee as a feminine hand caressed his cheek. “Mamma…”
“Your mother’s in France with her new husband remember?”
“Go away Agnes and spend your sympathy on your two hellions.”
“If Joan wishes to befoul her skirts pandering to your theatrics you’ll be replacing them, but don’t lie there all day. I’m expecting visitors. I don’t want my friends to think I’d allow you to lie on the floor to look up their skirts.”
John’s eyes adjusted to ripples of light highlighting folds of black silk and slowly looked up into cornflowers filled with concern. “It’s alright Mr Smirke. You’re not going to die for a very long time. I’m going to take good care of you.” The clock chimed half past twelve as John closed his eyes and prayed for deliverance.
Chapter 7
John stared out the large rectangles of glass framed by green and gold walls watching the rain. He was reclining on a Recamier day bed facing away from Agnes and her stream of visitors wondering if any man could be so wicked as to deserve Miss Joan Lark’s company for eternity. An eerie peaceful feeling mocked any attempt to deny she was ‘the Joan’ he’d been searching for. His black eyes drifted to his immediate left and devoured the sight of the innocent beauty embroidering a large cornflower on her apron. His mouth watered at the pleasurable prospect of examining virgin flesh in private, and then his mouth went dry at the thought of waking up and finding himself shackled in Bedlam.
There was no way he was going to marry the girl. There had to be a spinster younger than seventy somewhere in England who could love him. The war with France was over; he’d send the girl off to see Europe and if she disappeared into the pocket of an Italian prince so much the better.
Woods had been dead for almost two weeks and John hadn’t yet managed to get as far as ordering the carriage. Every morning he opened his eyes and promised himself that he’d escort her back to Bolingbroke as soon as he’d finished his breakfast, but for some reason he couldn’t follow through. His heart tapped happily his chest as he let his eyes wander from golden curls down to black slippers peeping out from under her skirts. Any moment she’d say something strange, something maddening.
“How’s your drawing coming Mr Smirke?” It was a perfectly innocuous question, and just the one he most did not want to be asked. His eighth attempt to draw the pleasant scene out the window was not coming along at all. His amateurish renditions made him cringe. It didn’t look anything like the image in his head. He felt like throwing his sketchbook out the window followed by his pencil.
“Mind your own business.” He turned the page in his sketchbook and started again.
“You could try sketching something else. Perhaps it’s too dull a subject.”
“What a good idea Miss Lark. Perhaps if you took off your dress and stood in front of the window I’d be inspired?” With burning cheeks she silently picked up her chair and forcefully turned her back on the wicked man and continued embroidering. After ten minutes of being ignored John was seething. Determined to be kind, he successfully refrained from screaming at his ward to turn around. “Alright, you’ve made your point. I shouldn’t have said it, but I told you to mind your own business.” There was no response from the back of his ward. “I didn’t actually mean it. I was being