cat.â
âThe vet said that too,â said Kate. âBut see for yourself.â Kate went to the window and called, âClarissa, breakfast!â
The next thing I knew, a very large fuzzy gray head came through the middle of the rubber cat door. Clarissa looked around. âMeow,â she said. Then her two front legs came through. âMeow!â she said louder. She was huge. And she was stuck.
Kate grabbed Clarissaâs front legs and gently pulled her inside.
Clarissa was the fattest cat Iâd ever seen. And she didnât have a collar. People who love their cats put collars on them. âWhy donât you have a collar on your cat?â
âIt pops off,â said Kate.
âHow can a collar pop off?â
Kate opened a drawer and took out a collar.
Clarissa was eating away happily.
Kate put the collar on Clarissa. Clarissaâs neck was so big, the collar barely made it around.
As soon as it was on, Clarissa stopped eating. She worked her front paw under the collar. The clasp gave and the collar popped off. Clarissa went back to eating.
Easy Answers
Clarissa ate every morsel in her dish. She licked the plate. Then she sat and cleaned her paws and face.
Kate petted Clarissa tenderly.
âClarissa is even fatter now than she was when she came in,â I said.âHow will she get out her cat door?â
Kate opened the people door and Clarissa waddled outside. âCan you help me figure out whatâs making Clarissa so fat?â
âMaybe sheâs going to have kittens,â I said.
âThe vet said she canât,â said Kate.
Oh, well. So much for easy answers.
We stood side by side and watched Clarissa lie down in the sun.
A couple of sparrows hopped about in a bush.
I got an idea. It was a long shot, but it was worth a try. âDo you have stale bread?â I asked.
âWhat?â said Kate.
âYou know, bread to feed birds. Got any?â
âSure.â Kate opened a bag on the counter. She handed me a piece of old bread.
I crushed it in my hand and threw the bread crumbs on the ground near Clarissa.
Clarissa looked, but she didnât move.
The sparrows flew down and ate the crumbs.
Clarissa watched them. Then she rolled onto her back.
âWell, your cat didnât get fat eating birds,â I said. âI bet sheâd be too slow to catch them even if she tried.â
âPoor Clarissa,â said Kate.
The Search for Clues
Clarissa slept.
While she slept, I went around the yard looking for clues.
Kate followed me. âWhat are you doing?â
âLooking for clues.â
âLike what?â
âI donât know.â
âWhat good is it to keep looking, then?â
This was not an encouraging question to hear on my first case. I held my head high.âThatâs what sleuths do,â I said.
âThat seems dumb to me,â said Kate.
âDo you want Clarissa to lose weight or not?â I asked, which was not a fair question for two reasons. First, I knew the answer. Second, I wasnât sure I could help make Clarissa lose weight.
âI do,â said Kate.
âAre you hiring me or not?â
âI am,â said Kate.
âThen go away.â
Kate went into her house.
I looked harder for clues. I found none.
Clarissa woke up. She walked slowly to the bushes and disappeared under them.
I followed her.
Another Fat Cat
Clarissa was not under the bushes.
I crawled through and watched Clarissa cross the backyard of Kateâs neighbor.
Maybe Clarissa was a friendly cat who visited the neighbors for fun.
But Clarissa kept on going. She came to a hole in the fence and struggled through to the second neighbor.
The hole was large enough that I could get through just by holding my breath. I could see why Kate was worried. Clarissa sure was a fat cat.
By the time I got out on the other side, Clarissa was nowhere in sight.
I walked around the fence, looking for
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