at the counter, her fuschia manicured hands on her flat brown hips. She was a fixture at the pool, with the kind of commitment to tanning that you had to admire, even if facing her head-on made you grimace.
âHey, Miss Laney,â I replied, adhering to the southern code of Miss First-Name-No-Last-Name. It drove me nuts.
âHoney, just call me Laney. Youâre makinâ me feel old, and Lord knows I donât need any more of that.â
âOkay, sure. Sorry. Howâve you been?â
âWell, fine, I guess. Another year down the tubes.â
âHowâs Khaki?â I asked. âI havenât seen her yet today. Is she here?â
âOh, Khakiâs doinâ just fiiine.â She fidgeted with her swimsuit top. âShe didnât feel like cominâ down today. She . . . well, she wasnât feelinâ well.â
âUgh, summer colds are the worst. I hope she feels better soon.â Khaki was Laneyâs only daughter. She seemed like a sweet girlâquiet and reserved despite (or more likely because of) her motherâs over-the-toppish-ness. I didnât know her that well; she was probably around eight or nine, but had never swum on the team or taken swim lessons. I had a soft spot for her nevertheless. She was plump, and I could see a lot of me in the apologetic way she carried herself.
âListen, Ruth, can I be frank with you?â Laney beckoned to me to lean in closer. Up close her wrinkled chest folded like an accordion.
âSure.â
âLet me get right to it. You look wonderful. The whole pool has noticed. Iâd like you to help my Khaki this summer. She just will not listen to me about anything diet- or exercise-related, and I know sheâs miserable. Bless her heart, she just keeps gettinâ pudgier and pudgier.â
âIâm not sure Iâm following you, Laney. How can I help her?â
âI was thankinâ yâall could exercise together a few times a week or so. You know, you could come over and yâall could ride bikes or go for a walk, or maybe jog or somethinâ. Iâd pay you well, and we could work around your work schedule.â She gazed at me expectantly.
âWell, I . . . I guess that could work. Khakiâs a sweet girl, and I could use the money, but. . . .â
âOh, wonderful! That is the best news ever, sweetie. I am so thrilled. And Khaki will be tooâeventually. Oh, I just love it! So, weâll start next week or somethinâ? Iâll give you a call to set it all up.â
âBut I donât have to help her with her diet or anything, right? Just exercise?â
âWell, no, not outright. But maybe you could mention the healthy foods that you love or somethinâ. You know, just get her thinkinâ.â I nodded warily. Employing me as a diet guru could be classified as child abuse. I would stay mum on that topic.
âAll right, Iâll talk to you soon, darlinâ. I am just over the moon about this! Toodles!â She waved daintily, as though she were playing air piano, and walked away. I took a gulp of water from my bottle. This qualified as the strangest job opportunity Iâd ever been offered.
Finally, the sun began to make its slow descent. At 2:30, the shift changed, meaning that Kevin and I could leave and two new lifeguards would stay on until closing time at 8:00 PM. As I was gathering my bag from the snack bar, David walked in.
âHey,â he said.
âHey.â
âHow was the day?â
âThis place never changes.â
âYeah.â He looked at me wistfully for a minute, as if he wanted to say something. âDid you bust out your mustard trick?â
âYeah, still a crowd pleaser.â I wiggled into my backpack.
âHey, did you have soccer this morning?â I hadnât seen his car when I left, and he always trained with the Tech team during the summers to get ready
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