Princess Linda to her parents.
âWell, I was, and I was wondering if youâd go with me?â
I couldnât help it. I grinned from ear to ear and felt like I was about to float up out of the chair. âAre you asking me out on a date ?â I teased.
She was quiet so long I was just about to apologize when she said, âDonât be a douchebag, Tony. Of course Iâm asking you out on a date! Because apparently Iâll graduate from college before you ever get the nerve to ask me, and Iâm tired of waiting.â
âActually, I was going to ask you out at the dance last night, but we didnât have one.â My cheek muscles were starting to ache, but I couldnât stop grinning.
She laughed. âSo I wouldnât have had to humiliate myself today if weâd won the game last night?â
âSomething like that, yeah.â
âWell, thatâs just another reason to be mad about losing the damned game.â She whistled. âSo, what do you say? You want to go to the party?â
âNo.â As soon as it came out I started babbling. âI mean, I want to go out with you, yeah, any time, but I donât want to go to Linda Averyâs stupid party.â Not even a date with Candy Dixon, in my opinion, was worth it. I didnât like any of those kids and none of them liked me.
I kind of hoped Candy would decide not to go, too, and then I could suggest a movie or something, but she didnât.
âWell, you want to go out next weekend, then?â she asked.
I was disappointed, but it was a dateâeven if it was a week away. âYeah, that would be great.â
âOkayâwe can talk about it at school Monday.â And she hung up.
I put my cell phone down and started whistling as I walked back outside to finish mowing the lawn. A date with the head cheerleader!
Not bad, right?
I finished mowing the front lawn and spent the rest of the afternoon doing the laundry and some cleaning around the house so Mom could just relax and enjoy having her day off on Sunday. I turned the television on and watched some football games on ESPN. Mom came home with a pizza and a trunk load of groceries from the Kahola Safeway, and I told her about my big date for the next weekend.
âI might be able to slip you a couple of twenties,â she said with a frown as she put the empty pizza box in the trash.
âItâs okay, Mom, I can use some of my hay-baling money.â
She got a sad look on her face. âI feel terrible, Tony, that I canâtââ
âItâs okay, Mom.â I hated it when she looked like that, and it made me hate my asshole father all the more. The support check hadnât come again in the mail that day. And I changed the subject.
She went to bed early, leaving me in the living room watching football games. I ended up going to bed early myselfâout of boredom more than anything else. I was still tired from not sleeping well the night before.
As I got into bed, I wished Zack Zimmer hadnât turned out to be such a jerk. Before the whole Glenn-is-gay thing I could have called Zack and weâd have bummed around, maybe got high, found something to do in this podunk town.
I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.
I woke up when my cell phone started ringing. The sun was already up, and as I looked at my alarm clock my first thought was Who in the hell is calling me at nine in the morning on a Sunday? I sat up and picked up my phone. I grinned when I saw the caller ID. âMorning, Candy.â I said.
âOh-oh-oh-oh Tuh-tuh-tuh-Tony,â she managed to say before starting to sob.
âCandy, whatâs wrong?â I was wide awake now. âCalm down, and tell me whatâs the matter, okay? Itâll be okay.â
It took her a few moments to compose herself, and when she finally did, she managed to get out, âNuh-nuh-nuh-Noahâs d-d-dead.â She was breathing hard,
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