networked with bluish spider veins. A slimly ironic menthol cigarette hung off her bottom lip, defying all known laws of gravity.
âBad Biscuits,â she chastised the dog in a breathy baby-voice. âThe manners on you. Why you want to go biting the nice man?â
Alison arrived in a blur of shawls and indignation. I noticed she poked her fingers through Dottieâs crate before arriving at my side. Bright arterial blood pumped from my calf.
âStop squirming,â she told me, breaking out the peroxide and catgut to attend to the wound.
The woman waddled to her idling Cutlass Supreme. She opened the driverâs doorâsunblistered dashboard lined with neon-haired Treasure Trolls; bingo dabbers spilling from a sprung gloveboxâ swatting the dog inside. A shrewish, stoop-shouldered man sat in the passengerâs seat, wearing camouflage fatigue pants and the kind of sleeveless white T-shirt favored by aged Italian gardeners.
âYou canât,â I said, reaching out to her. âCanât just ⦠your dog bit me! â
She tucked her chin to her chest, setting in motion a rippling domino-effect of subsidiary chins. âBiscuits got a touch of the ringworm, misser. Gives him the cranks.â Her look suggested I wasnât much of a dogman if I didnât know that . âEvery one my babies is papered and rabies free. Donât need shots, promise.â
âThat dog should be destroyed!â
âIâmân a pretend I didnât hear that, misser.â
She jerked the door shut and fishtailed down the row of diagonally parked cars. Biscuits hurled his body at the Cutlassâs rear window, barking wrathfully, white froth slathering the glass.
âDid that woman just â¦?â
âYes,â Alison palmed me a vitamin K tablet to promote blood clotting. âLetâs go.â
âBut you canâtââ
âWhat do we tell the cops?â she said. âWe were at this illegal dogfight and â¦â
âBut we live in a polite society!â I was raving by now. âWe operate under civilized rules!â
âHush.â
âI should bite her âbite that gargantuan ⦠ASS! â
âHush.â
Halfway home Alison pulled off the highway. Dottie was emitting low wheezing sounds from the back seat, thrashing on the blood-thick blanket and tearing her stitches open.
We wrangled the kennel crate onto the rough shale of the breakdown lane. In the dead white of an arc-sodium streetlight I broke the kennel down, there being no other way to get her out. Alison held the dogâs square head in her hands, massaging the neck and stomach, anywhere not gored. The medicinal smell of Epinephrine seeped out of Dottieâs many cuts.
âOh, Jesus. I canât bury another dog, Jay.â
Alison touched Dottieâs head, tracing her fingertips along the muzzle, kneading the expanse of slick fur between the ears. The dog looked up with sad, grateful eyes. Crickets chirped in long reeds bordering the ditch.
Near the end Alison injected Lidocaine into Dottieâs temple, between the ring and index fingers on my left hand, which were cupped over the dogâs tight-lidded eyes. Cars moved past on the highway, bathing our bodies in headlight glow. Dottie vomited blood. Her eyelids fluttered against my palm.
âI shouldâve picked her up.â
The dog started shaking then, the convulsions wracking her bones, radiating outwards.
âShe wouldnât allow it,â I said. âDottie was a deep game dog.â
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