him lightly in the ribs. âThey still hang horse thieves, right?â
âUh, I believe so,â he said.
âHokum,â the old man grumbled.
âHeâs a cop,â Mehegen said, touching Serviceâs arm.
âNot a real cop, just a game warden,â the man said.
âHorses are animals,â she countered. âSo are reindeer. That makes it his business.â
âWhy do you always have to go and ruin my surprises?â the old man complained.
âBecause you never think anything through,â she said, her rage barely contained.
âYou are going to return those horses right now and hope the owner hasnât called the county.â
âThereâs no reason for that tone of voice,â he complained. âIâm your grandfather, father of your beloved mother.â
âNot tonight youâre not,â she said sternly. âAnd mom was Bitchzilla on her best day. Where do these horses belong, Perry?â One of the animals turned and nudged Mehegen with its nose and she stroked it gently. In a mock whisper she said, âDonât worry, weâll save you from this madman.â Turning to her grandfather she demanded to know if his ârigâ was running.
âWould run good enough if I turned the key,â he said from his rooftop perch.
âGet your scrawny ass down here,â she said. In an aside to Service, she added, âLetâs unhitch the horses. Do you ride?â
âNot if I can help it,â he said.
âYou canât help it tonight,â she said, looking at her grandfather. âHeâll drive and weâll ride behind him. How far?â she asked with a growl as the old man slid off the roof of the van, bounced off the hood, and landed on his behind in the snow.
âI wasnât counting,â he grumbled, brushing himself off. They went into the trailer to put on more clothes and socks and get their coats.
The ride took close to an hour, and by the time they approached a farm with open fields several miles from Serviceâs property, dawn was breaking. They were greeted by a cheery voice. âYou found my kids, eh? Deyâre always runninâ off. Dose two Percherons is smart horses, and no matter how I lock âem in, dey always find a way out. Dey act up on youse?â
âNo,â Mehegen replied.
âDeyâre sâposed to be workinâ animals, but I canât find a job dey like. More like tâousand-pound puppies.â
Service and Mehegen dismounted and the old man whispered to the animals, who stepped toward him, nickering and nuzzling him while he slipped them some sugar cubes. The animals were twice as tall as the man, but obediently did what he asked, bumping him gently with their noses, their tails swishing the early morning air.
âMerry Christmas,â the man called as he walked down the road between the animals.
âSee, it worked out fine,â Mehegenâs grandfather muttered as he got out of the van.
âKeys,â she demanded, holding out her hand.
âI got a license to drive,â he countered.
âNot with me you donât,â she said, snatching the keys away from him and ordering him into the back through the sliding side door.
Service got into the passenger seat and Mehegen started the engine. When the Christmas lights came on, she screamed, âHow do you turn these fucking things off?â
âToggle on the left dash,â her grandfather said. âPotty mouth.â
âShut up,â she commanded, turning the lights off. âHow do you like my grandfather?â she asked as they pulled away. Service had no reply.
âHey, a little respect,â Perry said. âWhereâs my present?â
She didnât answer, and when they got back to Serviceâs trailer she got out, opened her truck door, pulled out a gun case, and thrust it at him. âMerry Christmas. Now get the hell out of
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