rang. ‘Julie,’ he said. What was her last name? ‘It’s Caroline - I have her on hold.’ ‘Tell her I’m in a meeting?’ ‘I already said you were available.’ ‘Tell her you were mistaken. You’ve called through and found I was in a meeting.’ ‘You don’t want to talk to your wife?’ ‘Not right now, but thank you Julie. When I want to talk to her I will let you know. Meeting, can't talk.’ She hung up and he could picture the resigned look on Caroline’s face as she was told the news. He would phone her back shortly, he always did. Just because the phone rang didn’t mean you had to answer it. It was a Monday morning, a day when the clouds looked as though they were waiting especially for you to walk outside before dumping rain upon you. John had already completed his second cup of coffee by 11.15 and the sourness of the drink gave the sensation that his mouth was drying up; another cup would sort that out. But first, a cigarette. The calming smoke would gather the caffeine from his taste buds and free them for further drinks that day; the two lunchtime pints he had planned with Richard from HR for starters. Perhaps caffeine and nicotine cancelled each out. Only one way to find out, he thought as he left his office, informing no one where he would be for the next twenty minutes.
Alan had joined him. A likeable guy yet John had made the mistake early on of saying ‘yes’ when Alan had enquired as to whether or not he liked football. ‘Yes, although I am a Brighton supporter so it’s kind of debatable.’ This little aside had opened him up to months of ‘witty banter’ and endless tales from Alan regarding the local under eights team he managed. John appreciated the idea of this elderly man putting his spare time to good use in coaching the local kids the fine game (although he smoked more than John did, was at least sixty, and had a prominent stagger - John dreaded to think what his level of coaching attained to), but did he have to repeat the same anecdotes and theories of the game every single day? Did he have to tell him about the proposed new ground they were offering to the council? Did he have to finish every story with a shot of laughter that sounded as though a seal had been gunned down before having its death knell cut to a short and sharp inhale? Hagh! Apparently he did. ‘We got The Western Times coming down tomorrow. You like your football don’t you? Gonna take some pictures of the proposed ground. Of course it’ll be mainly used by the seniors who have needed a new ground for years. Maybe by the time we get it it’ll be my kids playing as the seniors, Hagh! We played FC Gulls last night, heard of them? Won 6-1. Got a couple of wingers who'll be warming the bench at Arsenal soon and a goalie to answer all England's problems in ten years time. You'll have to get your lot up here soon for a game. Did I ask you before? Smells like rain.’ John’s lot was the local team John had last played for eight years previous. He was admittedly still in touch with the manager but he had no intention of suggesting they make the two-hour drive to Alan’s west London footballing ghetto for a game. John inhaled deeply on his B&H and wondering what rain smelt like admitted that it did look as though the clouds were about to open up, again waiting for just the right moment to cause John Johnson the highest possible amount of grievance. The taste of burnt coffee was replaced by burnt tar, a flavour he quite enjoyed and Alan continued his match report from last night’s game. That his group of eight-year-olds had thrashed a group of seven-year-olds appeared to be the summation. John breathed one of his last free breaths. He threw down his cigarette and crushed it under foot. A circle of ash radiating from the downed butt lay behind him as he walked towards the building’s double glass doors. ‘See you later Al,’ he called over his shoulder. ‘Where you’ll no doubt recap