moving to the end of the scaffold. He bent over to get in under a pipe at the same time that the older scaffolder was turning with a long floor plate. It hit the young man in the buttocks propelling him forward, so he reached out to grab something, but there was nothing to grab. They had not yet put up the railing on that side of the scaffold. And over he went. He did not yell or scream. There was no sound until Levi heard the cluttered thump when the boyâs body hit the concrete. The man who hit him made no sound either, until he looked over the side and saw the boy at the bottom.
âRoman!â the man screamed in the most painful wail Levi had heard since his nephew had died. He had to be the boyâs father. Levi would be haunted for months by both sounds, the body hitting the concrete, and the father calling to his boy, over and over, even after his crew dragged him away.
The whole site was shut down and every man in the vicinity of the accident was questioned. Those that were signed on to the boyâs Safety First Card were ordered to the clinic for a urine sample. There had been a lot of congestion in the area where they had been working all morning, so ten men had signed on the SFC, Levi and Patrick among them. All were gathered together, where two safety officers, a foreman, general foreman, supervisor, and Erbacor Energy Project Manager, Bill Smith, was waiting for them.
Bill looked gravely about the men. His hair was black with no signs of grey, and a little longer behind the ears than one would expect of a man of his position. To Levi he looked like he belonged in sales, a little too slick to be the senior project manager of one of the largest oil projects in Canada.
âGentleman, having to take this urine test is no reflection on your character, its just procedure. If I had been signed on to the SFC I would be taking it just like you guys. I know this is the last thing you want to be doing considering what youve just seen, but rules are rules. Its all to make us safer in the end.â
âWhat about Roman?â Patrick asked.
âAll we know so far is that he is in serious condition. His father is with him now. I cant imagine...â He sighed and shook his head. âBut unfortunately, even in these kinds of stressful situations there are procedures we have to take. Its a rule put in place for your own protection.â Some of the men mumbled under their breaths while others glanced at each other nervously.
They were taken to the clinic in three company trucks. In one sat Levi, Patrick, two scaffolders he didnât know, and his foreman, who was driving.
âOkay bys,â one of the scaffolders blurted, obviously from Newfoundland, âI might as well be honest, because Ill probably lose me job anyway. How in the fuck can I get around this piss test? Im going to fail it plain and simple. Im going to fail it, I knows I is.â
âIve got fake piss in my lunch bag,â the other scaffolder said, âbut that wont do me good here. Im fucked too.â
âFake piss,â Levi said. âWhats that?â
âFake piss. Synthetic piss. Even bought one of those fake cocks to put it in. What a waste.â
âFake cock?â Levi said.
âYeah, The Urinator . Works like a charm I was told.â
âHow big is it?â the foreman said.
âI wanted it to be true to life. Twelve inches.â
âTrue to life? Youd have to buy four to get twelve inches for you.â
âWhy do you keep it in your lunch box?â Levi asked.
âI got a special case for it.â
âWhat,â Patrick said, âa hotdog bun?â
âSure we can go back and get it,â the Newfoundland scaf-folder said, the panic in his voice drowning out the humour. âThe other trucks is ahead of us.â
Everyone looked at the foreman in the driver seat.
âHow can we do that?â the foreman said.
âSure itll only take five minutes. Come
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