me to say it, Griselda, I think that Sylvie has a wonderful idea. All you would have to do is make him fall in love with you. Heâs not a complete devil. You might find him amusing. Felton says that Darlington graduated with a First, which is remarkable for a gentleman. Likely, heâs bored.â
Sylvie was waving a fan gently before her face and nothing could be seen but her mischievous eyes. âI think that I have seen the gentleman in question, dear Griselda.â
âHmmm,â Griselda said.
âYou must have noticed his shoulders.â
âAs Tess mentioned, this is a remarkably improper conversation,â Griselda said, obviously remembering her role as chaperone.
âI am quite used to impropriety,â Josie said. âNot a one of my sisters found her husband without a scandal.â
âI certainly donât want a husband!â Griselda said.
âOf course you do,â Sylvie stated. âEvery woman wants a husband; they are so necessary to oneâs comfort, like a flannel night rail in the winter. Necessary, but tedious to acquire.â
âAnd you did tell Imogen that you were considering marriage,â Josie added.
âWell, I certainly wouldnât marry a man like Darlington.â
Sylvieâs eyes rounded into a shocked expression. âWe never suggested such a thing! Never! Of course, you will want to marry a man with a sweet and modest disposition. Otherwise not even an optimist could see you sharing breakfast with him after a year or so.â
âMy own Willoughby was remarkably modest,â Griselda remarked. âBut my ability to watch him eat calvesâ head pie for breakfast lasted precisely one day, as I recall.â
âI expect I would have been just the same,â Sylvie said with a little shudder. âBut I mean to begin as I shall go on, and therefore I shall inform Mayne that we shall never breakfast together. That way he will not be disappointed by my absence.â
Josie thought that was a bit mean, but after a moment she realized that Mayne probably didnât care about breakfasting. She wasnât stupid, nor naive. What Mayne wanted was to sleep in the same room with Sylvie, not eat there.
âI suppose I could contemplate a flirtation with Darlington,â Griselda said.
âJust long enough to reduce him to a state of slavering adoration,â Sylvie said reassuringly. âThen you can shake him from your skirts like so much dust.â
Josie liked the sound of that.
âThis is not the sort of solution that had occurred to me,â Griselda said, looking thoughtful.
âIndeed,â Tess said with a gurgle of laughter. âGriselda and I and Josieâs other sisters have been pursuing irreproachably correct ways of ameliorating the situation. Really, Josie, you do have a number of admirers now.â
âOld men,â Josie said impatiently.
Sylvie raised an eyebrow. âDearest, young men are invariably tedious. I think you donât realize what a sacrificeGriselda makes by even contemplating a brief flirtation with a man not yet thirty. Without experience, they have nothing to say.â
âDarlington always has something to say; thatâs his stock in trade,â Tess observed.
âBut he is unlikely to have made many mistakes, and mistakes are what make a man truly interesting.â
âHas Mayne made mistakes?â Josie asked with some curiosity.
Griselda laughed, but Sylvie said, âWithout question. He has the look of a man who has mistakenly found himself in far too many beds, for one thing. He has clearly put too much value on variety. I shall insist that as my husband, he show far more prudence.â
âBut do you mean that he willâ¦he will continue toââ Josie stopped. There were limits to what a young unmarried woman was supposed to voice, after all.
âOh, undoubtedly,â Sylvie said, fanning herself. âAlthough he is
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