now.
I rooted around in my backpack. I found allergy pills, Kleenex, duct tapeâall the stuff youâd expect a nerd like me to haveâbut nothing for carsickness.
We went over another bump, and it was all I could do not to heave. I closed my eyes and told myself not to think about it.
That was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be.
A second later, my face was smashed up against the bus window. I heard the arm to my glasses snap off and that stupid laugh of his. On the plus side, I completely forgot about throwing up.
Shane Coolen gave me a big yellow smile and said, âMind if I join you, Pigboy?â
chapter four
Mr. Benvie bugged me, but I had to say this for him: Whenever we went on a field trip, he always sat at the back of the bus. There was no way heâd ever let Shane and Tyler out of his sight.
I should have thought about that before I chose my seat. I should have found a place up front near Ms. Creaser. I would have looked like a chicken, but at least I wouldnât have had two hundred poundsof Shane Coolen slamming me into the side of the bus.
âScooch over!â he said in this fake girly voice. âA little more...A little more... Attaboy. Iâm not squishing you now, am I?â
What was I supposed to say?
If I said yes, heâd pound me for being a wuss. If I said no, heâd crush me until I said yesâthen heâd pound me.
I couldnât win. I just kept my mouth shut and hoped that the lenses of my glasses wouldnât break. Iâd be blind without them. I could probably have lived with thatâbut what would I tell my mother? I didnât need her finding out about this. If Shane thought I was running home to my mama like some little wimp, heâd really torture me.
Shane had his feet pushed up against the arm of the seat and was leaning against my back like I was a beanbag chair. Every time he moved, that little metal rim around the window dug deeper into my face. I could taste the bloodfrom my nose dripping into my mouth. I wondered how much longer my teeth would last.
Shane took my arm and bent it back at the elbow. He started going, âThis little piggy went to market. This little piggy went home...â Tyler and his buddies were cracking up. I could hear them snorting.
I was worried about what Shane had in store for the last little piggyâwhen everyone suddenly stopped laughing. Shane hopped up and moved over to his side of the seat.
Ms. Creaser was heading to the back of the bus.
Shane, like, hissed at me, âKeep your face down!â Then he started whistling. What an idiot. If Ms. Creaser didnât think he was guilty before, she sure did when he started doing that zippity-do-dah stuff. He was trying way too hard to look innocent.
âWhat happened here?â she said.
Shane shrugged and went, âHuh? What do you mean? Iâve just been enjoyingthe scenery. Nothing happened that I know of.â
âNothing?â she said. âThen whyâs your friend here bleeding?â
Shane went, âOh, right! Sorry, I forgot about that.â He patted me on the back. âDaniel has a nosebleed. He gets them all the time, poor guy.â Another one of those big yellow smiles.
Ms. Creaser leaned over and lifted my chin. She looked at me and my bloody face and my broken glasses, then she looked at Shane. She looked at Shane for a long, long time. After a while, he stopped smiling. You could tell she thought he was an idiot.
She said, âI donât suppose youâre the famous Mr. Coolen now, are you?â
He clicked his tongue and winked at her. Who did he think he was? Brad Pitt?
âYup,â he said. âThatâs me. The famous Mr. Coolen!â
âItâs nothing to be proud of,â she said. âYou and I and the principal are going to have a little talk later.â
âIâm looking forward to it,â he said. âNot as much as I am,â she said. Then
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