toll-free number for a detailed explanation.
Hannah jotted down the number and dialed. This time she was connected immediately, but the voice on the phone sounded as if he were reading a script. âAre you a real person?â Hannah asked.
âI like to think I am,â the male voice answered, and he actually chuckled. âMy name is Perry and Iâm your personal loan expeditor. Could I have your application number, please?â
Hannah rattled off her number and waited. And while she waited, her pulse raced at break-neck speeds and her blood pressure reached new heights.
âMiss Swensen?â
âThatâs me,â Hannah said. âWhat did you find out for me, Perry?â
âWe need a recent profit and loss statement before we can process your loan.â
âYou do? They didnât say anything about that when I applied over the phone last night.â
âI know. Itâs just that since youâre self-employed, we need more information.â
âOkay,â Hannah said, wondering if she could get Stan Kramer to come in on the weekend and prepare one. âFrom when to when?â
âFrom the first of January to the current date.â
âUh-oh,â Hannah said under her breath.
âWhat was that, Miss Swensen?â
âNever mind. This profit and loss statement is supposed to show a profit, right?â
Perry paused for a moment; heâd obviously never been asked this question before, and then he answered, âThatâs right.â
âWell, it wonât,â Hannah said, frowning as her last hope circled the drain and went down. âIf it showed a profit, I wouldnât be applying for this loan. But how about my equity in the condo? Is that enough to get any money at all?â
âNot much. Your down payment was minimal and your loan is only two and a half years old. Itâs a thirty-year and youâre paying mostly interest at this point.â
âSo Iâm dead in the water?â
âPretty much,â Perry answered, and then there was a long silence. âYou should drop it, Miss Swensen. Go to someone you know and ask for a loan. You sound like a nice person and I donât want to offer you the high-interest loan from OneDay.â
âWhat high-interest loan?â
âWhen an applicant doesnât qualify, weâre supposed to offer a loan that you canât possibly pay off because the payments are too steep. Then, when you default, OneDay takes your property and you end up with nothing.â
âThanks a lot for telling me,â Hannah said, and she meant it. Perry had gone out on a limb for her. âSo tell me, Perryâ¦is OneDay a good place to work? Or canât you tell me?â
âItâs horrible. I can tell you that because I just decided to quit and go back to college.â
âGood for you!â
âItâll mean moving back in with my parents to save on expenses, but itâll be worth it. For the rest of the day, when anyone calls in, Iâm going to tell them the secret of high finance.â
âWhatâs that?â
âIf you really need a loan, you wonât qualify. And if you donât need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.â
Hannah thanked Perry and hung up the phone. She had the feeling sheâd learned an important truth, but it didnât help her in her current situation. Unless Shawna Lee curled up and died before the next week was out, or Vanessa decided to suddenly pull the plug on her sisterâs financing, the Magnolia Blossom Bakery was going to drive The Cookie Jar out of business.
Chapter Six
H annah was about to take the peaches out of the freezer when there was a knock at the front door. She ignored it. Everyone in town knew they were closed. But the knocking persisted and after a few more seconds of the noise, Hannah headed for the swinging door to the coffee shop to see who was pounding on
Sarah Woodbury
June Ahern
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