captured as a sign of abject surrender, as if to say their lives were at their masterâs disposal. Thereâs one thing, she reckoned, that hadnât changed all that much over the years.)
The picture scowled at her; which is to say, it scowled all the time, thanks to Pietro del Razoâs idea of a serene expression, but on this occasion it was more than usually appropriate.
Why are you doing this?
She curled her lip. âListen, sister,â she growled. âWhen youâve been a painting as long as I have, youâll know. Now stop pulling faces or youâll frighten the baby.â
Baby? What baby? I . . . Oh my God, how longâs that been there?
âSince thirteen ninety-something,â Maria replied. âBut it only bites if you annoy it. Bye for now.â
She picked up the raincoat sheâd found in Ms Esterlingâs wardrobe, pulled it on over her bikini, left the office and hailed a taxi.
âCiroâs,â she said. âNo hurry.â
Fortunately, the driver seemed to know where Ciroâs was, because he didnât try and argue the toss. Theyâd been driving for something like four minutes when Maria leaned forward and hammered on the glass partition with the heel of her hand.
âStop!â she shouted. âHere, as soon as you can.â
She jumped out of the cab, not bothering to shut the door behind her, and sprinted up the street until she was standing directly underneath an advertising hoarding, on which was plastered a toothpaste advertisement. She looked up at it and narrowed her brows.
âWhat did you just say?â she asked.
âSh,â replied the poster. âPeople are staring. Look, get rid of the taxi and come round the back where we can talk. All right?â
Maria nodded and strolled back to the taxi.
âExcuse me.â
âMiss?â
âCould you possibly do me a favour?â
âDo me best, miss.â
âThanks awfully. Right, hereâs two hundred and fifty pounds. I want you to go to Ciroâs, find a party of eight Japanese men and buy them lunch. Do you think you could manage that for me?â
The driver looked at her. âIâll give it a go,â he replied. âJapanese, you said.â
Maria nodded. âTell them youâve taken over Mr Philipsâ job, all right? Thatâs terribly sweet of you. Ciao.â
The taxi drove off, swerving as it did so to avoid an oncoming van. Maria waited till it was out of sight, and then slipped into the nettle-infested space between the hoarding and the wall. Apart from the nettles, there were broken bottles, empty cans, some decomposing newspapers and a dead cat. All in all, it reminded Maria strongly of fourteenth-century Milan.
âHello?â
Ah, there you are. I was beginning to wonder where youâd got to.
Maria bent down and rubbed a nettle-bitten ankle. âWell,â she said, âIâm here now.Whatâs so important Iâve got to miss my free lunch?â
A slight breath of wind rifted between the hoarding and the wall, making it tremble a little.
Ah. Listen.
CHAPTER THREE
Y ou know that moment in the high-budget adventure films where the heroâs just fallen through a trapdoor into a dark and sinister pit; and he strikes a match and looks around, and sees that the place is knee-deep in irritable poisonous snakes?
Think what itâd be like the other way round. Imagine you were a decent, law-abiding puff-adder, and one moment you were sidling along mind your own business, and the next you found yourself in a dark, sinister pit full of heroes . . .
A part of Artofelâs brain urged him not to overreact; they were, after all, just a load of humans, while he was a Duke of Hell and a member of the Infernal Council, with his own parking space with his name on it and his own key to the executive toilet; if there was any terror knocking around in this situation, he ought to be inspiring it
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