perfect ones that were hanging from its topmost, southerly branches.â And then she added, âPersonally picked by me. This old body can still scamper up a ladder when it wants to!â
After theyâd gone, Ms. Snoops watched the two of them from her window. Ali looked up at her and blew a kiss. Robert hifflesnuffled behind Ali, off to his meeting with Manny.
âThis has been my lucky day,â said Ms. Snoops. âTwo guests!â
obert sat down beside Manny on the front steps to Aliâs house.
âWhatâs in the shoebox?â Manny asked.
âNothing,â said Robert. And there wouldnât be, not today anyway, because his secret mission hadnât worked out as heâd planned. He let out a long sigh, but it was a satisfied one. Ali wasnât home, but it still felt good to be there. Just like old times, long ago. Well, not so long ago, maybe two or three years back. They used to sit on those same stairs and count the seconds between the lightning and the thunder, to calculate how far away the storm was (five seconds = one mile), not even caring if they got soaked. Or theyâd cheer on the L.A. Marathon. Small stuff, babyish stuff even. But satisfying.
âSo. Whatâs on your mind, Rob-o?â asked Manny.
He actually did feel like a Rob-o, sitting there, talking one-on-one with Manny. âIâm into magic, as you may or may not know. Like yourself.â
âGood stuff,â said Manny.
âAnd, well, I was wondering if youâd give me a pointer or two. Basically, not to put too fine a point on it, I mean, for startersââ Robert pulled up one of his socks, then another, waiting for the right words to come to mind.
âGo on,â Manny said. The great thing about Manny was that he listened. He
really
listened. His brown eyes never once left your face.
âLike how do you do it?â Robert asked. âNo, I donât mean that, exactly. What I mean is, how do you
wow
them? I havenât had much success . . . yet.â
Actually, heâd mostly failed in the wowing department. Except for that one trick heâd performed, for his mom. But moms, in general, were incredibly easy to wow.
Manny continued to stare.
âHow do you do it?â Robert repeated.
âYeah, Rob-o, I heard you,â said Manny, slowly. âIâm thinking hard right now. Itâs an important question and I want to come up with the best answer.â
Suddenly Manny straddled the railing of the porch, then landed gracefully on the front lawn. âAs a matter of fact, your question is so important, I think it calls for some
po-eh-tree
! Listen carefully, now!â
He did a pretty good moonwalk, some more fancy footwork, some power moves, and then began waving his finger and moving his head to the rhythm of his words:
Â
âYou find a doozy of a trick and you do it for a crowd,
Be choosy âbout the trick if you want them to be WOWED
You gotta find it
Hear me? FIND it!
Â
âYou repeat that trick âtil you see it in your sleep
You gotta beat that trick âfore you take it to the STREET
That means practice
Hear me? PRACTICE!
Â
âWhen youâre set for the show, you gotta stay in the NOW
Just forget about Rob-o! Yes! Thatâs how,
Just forget him
Yâhear? FORGET HIM!
Yeah!â
Â
Manny leaped onto the stairs again. âThatâs my answer,â he said.
âIt is?â asked Robert.
âLighten up, man! And think about your audience.â
âI
do
think about my audience. All the time, every single second!â cried Robert, suddenly feeling very un-Rob-o-ish. âMy audience is a great big hundred-pound gorilla thatâs ready to tear my head off!â
Manny stared at him again, and he looked as if he were about to come up with some more answers (maybe some answers Robert
understood
, for mackerelâs sake!) when there was a soft, plaintive wail from inside the
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