found another comet, a few weeks back. A much smaller one.â
âThe same patch of sky?â
âThe same patch of sky.â
âBut a different comet?â
âBut a different comet.â
âWhat are the chances of that?â
âAstronomical.â
Flattered by the joke, Jo asked him, âWhat magnitude?â
âEleven. Itâs going to come close.â
âHow close?â
âNought point one.â
Patrick leaned in and asked, âNought point one what?â
âAstronomical units,â said Jo.
âThatâs a measurement of distance,â said Nately. âThe average distance between the earth and the sunââ
ââa hundred and fifty million kilometres.â
âWhich is pretty close, actually.â
âPretty close,â said Patrick.
Jane nudged him with her elbow. He stepped back, towards the corner, and clasped his hands behind him, like Dixon of Dock Green.
âAnd itâs going to be night-visible,â Nately said. âItâs a serious comet.â
Patrick coughed. Jo and Jane both looked his way, nowâidentically irritated.
Patrick said, âSo, this isnât the comet Joâs been going on about? The big one, coming in?â
âNo,â said Jo, meaning obviously.
Nately said, âI expect you mean Hale Bopp. Thatâs coming later. So weâre getting two great comets in one year. Thatâs actually pretty unusual.â Then he turned to Jo and said, âDo you know when the last great comet arrived, Jo?â
Jo thought about it. And, all at once, she noticed how the stranger Mr Nately had been, a few moments ago, had been replaced, like a genie leaping through the hatch in a stage floor, by a teacher.
âComet West,â she said. âNineteen seventy-six.â
Mr Nately nodded, and glanced at Patrick and Jane.
Behind her, Jo felt her parents relax.
Mr Nately held lessons in the back room, which overlooked the garden with its vegetable patch and curiously modern shed. The garden bordered an orchardâalways moving in the corner of Joâs eye.
The room was equipped like a proper classroom, with a grey desk and school chair, and a wooden desk for Mr Nately. There were posters on the wallâthe Periodic Table, Gandhi, the Moon, a mass of white birds taking off from the surface of some lake, a computer on a stand. Instead of a blackboard, Mr Nately had a whiteboard. He wiped it clean with an old Pink Floyd T-shirt. Jo did not comment on this. She pretended to think it was a proper whiteboard-erasing cloth; for some reason, the scrunched up Pink Floyd T-shirt made her hurt on Mr Natelyâs behalf.
Once in a while, Mr Nately walked or cycled to the village, where he did most of his shopping. He had his milk, his bread, and The Times delivered. He grew his own vegetables and some of his own fruit. He made jam and apple sauce and cider. He hung his laundry on a creaky old rotary line that stood in an overgrown and sunless corner of the back garden. And in the evening, he took it inside again, still damp and smelling of laundry powder.
Make yourself at home, he said every morning, as she lolloped her stuff to the classroom.
And she didâalthough there was nowhere less homely than Mr Natelyâs house, with its mixture of old peopleâs things, chairs and cookers and kettles, and antimacassars and china animals.
That and the back room with its Apple Macintosh and its school chairs and its TV and VCR, and the creepy orchard that bordered the garden, making a sound like the sea.
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