time, they didnât look quite as eager to talk to the troll.
He took a deep breath, and his cheeks started to go back to their original blue color. âYou will have three guesses. Each time you guess incorrectly, I will grow angry and violent. Iâm afraid I canât help it. Trolls are perfectionists. Wrong answers make us quite irritable.â He sighed as if this trait were a huge burden. âIf all three answers are wrong, I will rip off your limbs and eat them with my afternoon tea. Is that clear?â
I heard Trish and Melissa let out little gasps beside me.
âI guess weâll just have to get the answers right, then,â I said. Maybe I was wrong about the goldï¬sh thing. The troll might not look frightening, but he seemed totally serious about gobbling us up.
The troll stuck out a monstrous blue hand. âIncidentally, my name is Irwin. I think we should be properly introduced before I suck the meat off your bones.â
âUm, itâs nice to meet you. Iâm Jenny.â I took the trollâs hot-dog-sized pinky in my hand and shook it. Then I introduced my friends. Melissa looked squeamish when Irwin offered her a ï¬nger, but Trishâs professional side took over and she gave him a nice, ï¬rm ï¬ngershake.
âLetâs begin.â Irwin cleared his throat and held his head high, like he was about to start singing opera.
Youâll hear me when youâre lifted up and down.
Youâll see me when a tree youâve wrapped your car around.
Iâm sure to growl if to me you add an â o .â
And if you hear me repeated, youâve won the game show!
The troll fell silent and took a step back, an expectant look on his blue face. I couldnât help thinking that his rhyming skills werenât much better than Melissaâs. But I tried not to focus on that as I started to replay the words in my head.
âOh, thatâs easy!â Melissa said after a second. âThe answerâs aââ
âNo, wait!â I cried. But it was too late.
ââstaircase.â
There was a long moment of silence. Then Irwinâs eyes turned red, and he let out a high-pitched shriek. â Incorrec t !â He swung his shiny club around his head and hurled it at Melissa.
âDuck!â I screamed.
Chapter Thirteen
Melissa managed to dive out of the way just in time. The trollâs club fell to the ground with a dull thud, right in the spot where sheâd been standing.
I ran over to where she was sprawled on the ground, looking dazed. âAre you okay?â
Melissa nodded and let me help her to her feet. âGuess my answer was wrong, huh?â she asked with a weak smile.
I tried to laugh but was too frazzled to do anything more than cough. âYeah, Iâd say so. Next time, letâs check in with each other before shouting out answers, okay?â
She nodded. âSorry.â I could tell she meant it.
âNo problem.â I meant it too. Well, mostly. I couldnât blame my friends for not knowing how things worked. Iâd just have to keep a closer eye on them; that was all.
âPardon me,â Irwin called. âDo you wish to continue guessing or can I simply eat you now?â
âWeâll keep guessing!â I called back. Melissa, Trish, and I gathered together again. âOkay, guys, no shouting out answers,â I reminded them.
âShall I repeat the riddle?â said Irwin.
âYes, please, Mr. Troll,â said Trish.
Irwin sighed and began again in a lilting voice:
Youâll hear me when youâre lifted up and down.
Youâll see me when a tree youâve wrapped your car around.
Iâm sure to growl if to me you add an â o .â
And if you hear me repeated, youâve won the game show!
As I tried to think, I heard Trish mumbling the riddle to herself. Her eyes were closed in intense concentration. Since Trish was the most
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