the scene and the turbulence of human emotions.â
âHow would you describe your books?â
âDo I have to? OK. Iâd describe them as unpretentious celebrations of reason and order. Oh, and of logic as well. Logic is very important.â
âE. M. Forster once wrote something like, The husband died, then the wife died is a story. The husband died and the wife died of grief is a plot. The wife died for no apparent reason is a mystery, a higher form. Can you improve on that? Can you come up with a definition of a murder mystery?â
Antonia scrunched up her face. âHow about, The wife died and everyone thought it was of grief until â um â until they discovered the bullet hole in the back of her head?â
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âBut if he did do it,â Lady Grylls said, âthere must have been a cover-up. You are absolutely right, my dear. They must have agreed to keep mum. All six of them, which is not as extraordinary as it may appear. Conspiracies are said to be a part of everyday life. Perhaps they were bribed by Clarissa to form one of those spectacular pacts of silence?â
âYes. Thatâs what I think,â said Felicity. âThey all had a conspiratorial air about them at the crematorium. They looked guilty as hell. Gerard pooh-poohed it. He says I imagined it.â
Lady Grylls shook her head resolutely. âYou arenât the fanciful sort. So letâs see what happens. The dashing doctor poisons Roderick and of course he is only too eager to sign the death certificate. Clarissa bribes everybody into keeping mum. The official version presented to the authorities will be that Roderick died of a heart attack. That is how it is to appear in The Times .â
âThere have to be two doctorsâ signatures on the death certificate,â Payne pointed out.
Lady Grylls waved her hand. âThey managed to rope in another doctor. Couldnât have been difficult, persuading a local chap to sign on the dotted line and so on, given that Clarissa now owns the island.â
âI doubt somehow that Dr Sylvester-Sale killed Roderick by pouring poison into his ear,â Felicity said.
âWhy not?â
âIn front of everybody else? Using a highly theatrical black glass decorated with a skull and crossbones? On camera ?â
âPerhaps they were all in on it from the start and the dashing doctor was their appointed executioner,â said Lady Grylls. âMaybe they all hated Roderick so much, they put their heads together and came up with the idea of getting rid of him? Like in Julius Caesar or â or on that stranded Orient Express.â
Felicity Remnant conceded that it was an intriguing theory â but would they have filmed the killing?
âI donât see why not. People do the oddest things,â Lady Grylls said. âYears ago I used to play bridge with a woman â her husband was in the diplomatic corps â our man in Vaduz, I believe â and she would do anything to avoid bidding diamonds.â
âThat must have been somewhat limiting. Did you ever find out why?â
âI did, my dear, yes, eventually. She was rather coy about it at first, but in the end it turned out she stuttered very badly on the letter d.â
âI donât believe my brother-in-law was meant to die on camera. It was obvious that it just â happened. Clarissa seemed to want the camera switched off at once. She looked extremely agitated. What do you think, Hugh? You are very quiet.â
âThe doctor couldnât have poured poison into Lord Remnantâs ear since the glass was empty,â said Payne. âThere was nothing in it. He only pretended to be pouring.â
âHow can you be sure the glass was empty?â Lady Grylls said.
âWell, he was holding it upside down.â
â Upside down ? Are you sure, Hughie? I never noticed!â
âI didnât notice either,â Felicity Remnant
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