reports her missing and declares bankruptcy on the same day. Does TV interviews and squirts a bucket of alligator tears. We know he killed her, but with no body . . .â He shrugs. âYou were in on the meetings with Diana the Dope.â Heâs talking about the cityâs district attorney.
âStill canât persuade her to charge him?â
âNo corpus delicious, no charge. The cops in Modesto knew Scott Peterson was guilty as sin and still didnât charge him until they recovered the bodies of his wife and kid. You know that.â
Hodges does. He and Pete discussed Scott and Laci Peterson a lot during their investigation of Sheila Davisâs disappearance.
âBut guess what? Bloodâs turned up in their summer cabin by the lake.â Pete pauses for effect, then drops the other shoe. âItâs hers.â
Hodges leans forward, his food temporarily forgotten. âWhen was this?â
âLast month.â
âAnd you didnât tell me?â
âIâm telling you now. Because youâre asking now. The search out there is ongoing. The Victor County cops are in charge.â
âDid anyone see him in the area prior to Sheilaâs disappearance?â
âOh yeah. Two kids. Davis claimed he was mushroom hunting. Fucking Euell Gibbons, you know? When they find the bodyâif they find itâole Donnie Davis can quit waiting for the seven years to be up so he can petition to have her declared dead and collect the insurance.â Pete smiles widely. âThink of the time heâll save.â
âWhat about the Park Rapist?â
âItâs really just a matter of time. We know heâs white, we know heâs in his teens or twenties, and we know he just canât get enough of that well-maintained matronly pussy.â
âYouâre putting out decoys, right? Because he likes the warm weather.â
âWe are, and weâll get him.â
âIt would be nice if you got him before he rapes another fiftysomething on her way home from work.â
âWeâre doing our best.â Pete looks slightly annoyed, and when their waiter appears to ask if everythingâs all right, Pete waves the guy away.
âI know,â Hodges says. Soothingly. âPawnshop guy?â
Pete breaks into a broad grin. âYoung Aaron Jefferson.â
âHuh?â
âThatâs his actual name, although when he played football for City High, he called himself YA. You know, like YA Tittle. Although his girlfriendâalso the mother of his three-year-oldâtells us he calls the guy YA Titties. When I asked her if he was joking or serious, she said she didnât have any idea.â
Here is another story Hodges knows, another so old it could have come from the Bible . . . and thereâs probably a version of it in there someplace. âLet me guess. He racks up a dozen jobsââ
âItâs fourteen now. Waving that sawed-off around like Omar on The Wire .â
ââand keeps getting away with it because he has the luck of the devil. Then he cheats on baby mama. She gets pissed and rats him out.â
Pete points a finger-gun at his old partner. âHole in one. And the next time Young Aaron walks into a pawnshop or a check-cashing emporium with his bellygun, weâll know ahead of time, and itâs angel, angel, down we go.â
âWhy wait?â
âDA again,â Pete says. âYou bring Diana the Dope a steak, she says cook it for me, and if it isnât medium-rare, Iâll send it back.â
âBut youâve got him.â
âIâll bet you a new set of whitewalls that YA Titties is in County by the Fourth of July and in State by Christmas. Davis and the Park Rapist may take a little longer, but weâll get them. You want dessert?â
âNo. Yes.â To the waiter he says, âYou still have that rum cake? The dark chocolate
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