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Authors: Jenny Colgan
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you want me to start again on my Poor Souls list?’
Helena’s Poor Souls list was a record of terrible cases she saw in A&E – the genuinely neglected, the genuinely abandoned; the children who had never been loved, the youngsters who had never heard a kind word in their lives, leaving the NHS to pick up the pieces. It was unbearable to hear, and Helena only ever used it as an argument winner in really desperate cases. It was a cruel trick to play now.
‘No!’ said Issy. ‘No. Please. Anything but that. I can’t hear about the orphan with leukaemia one more time. Please don’t.’
‘I’m warning you,’ said Helena. ‘You count your blessings or else. And while you’re doing that, move your fat arse and go and do that redundancy course they promised to send you on. At least it’ll get you out of bed before noon.’
‘One, my arse is half the size of yours.’
‘Yes, but I’m in proportion,’ Helena explained patiently.
‘And two, I only sleep late because I can’t sleep at night.’
‘Because you sleep all day.’
‘No. Because I’m depressed.’
‘You’re not depressed. You’re slightly sad. Depressed is when you’re a new arrival in this country and someone confiscated your passport and forced you into prostitution, and—’
‘ Lalalala! ’ sang Issy. ‘Stop it, please. I’ll go, OK? I’ll go! I’ll go!’
Four days, a haircut and some ironing later, Issy stood, back at her regular bus stop, feeling like an imposter. Linda was interested to see her; Issy hadn’t seen her before she left, and Linda had grown worried over the weeks, then thought that maybe she’d got a nice car or moved in with that sulky-looking man who picked her up from time to time. Something good anyway.
‘Did you go on a nice long holiday? Ooh, how lovely to get away in the winter, it is dreadful.’
‘No,’ said Issy sadly. ‘I got made redundant.’
‘Oh,’ said Linda. ‘Oh dear. I am very sorry to hear that, dear, very sorry. Still, you young folk; you’ll find something else in five minutes, won’t you?’
Linda was proud of her chiropodist daughter. No chance of Leanne being out of work, as she often said, ‘as long as people have feet’. It took a lot to make Issy wish she’d been a chiropodist, but this was turning into one of those days.
‘I hope so,’ said Issy. ‘I hope so.’
Her attention was distracted by someone behind her. She glanced round. It was the tall blonde lady again, at the deserted pink shop. She was trailing along behind the same slightly defeated-looking estate agent.
‘I’m just not sure the feng shui is going to work, Des,’ she was saying. ‘And when you’re trying to give people a holistic body experience, it’s really, really important, do you understand?’
No it’s not, thought Issy mutinously, it’s important that you put your oven in the right damn place so you can run the rest of the shop. She thought of Grampa Joe. She must get up to visit him, she really must. It was unforgivable having this time off and not making the effort.
‘Get the smell right, give ’em a smile, be where you can see them,’ he would say. ‘And give them the best damn cakes in Manchester, that’s important too.’
She inched over yet again so she could hear what the woman was saying.
‘And twelve hundred a month,’ Issy heard. ‘It’s far too much. I’m going to be using the best-quality vegetables in town. People need raw vegetables, and they’re going to learn it from me.’
The woman was wearing tight leather trousers. Her stomach was so flat it looked like she lived on thin air. Her face was a peculiar mix of very smooth skin and wrinkly bits, presumably where the Botox was wearing off.
‘Everything organic!’ she trilled. ‘People don’t want nasty chemicals in their bodies!’
Apart from their foreheads, thought Issy. She wondered why she had taken such a dislike to this woman. Why should she care that the woman was going to have a silly raw
Helena’s Poor Souls list was a record of terrible cases she saw in A&E – the genuinely neglected, the genuinely abandoned; the children who had never been loved, the youngsters who had never heard a kind word in their lives, leaving the NHS to pick up the pieces. It was unbearable to hear, and Helena only ever used it as an argument winner in really desperate cases. It was a cruel trick to play now.
‘No!’ said Issy. ‘No. Please. Anything but that. I can’t hear about the orphan with leukaemia one more time. Please don’t.’
‘I’m warning you,’ said Helena. ‘You count your blessings or else. And while you’re doing that, move your fat arse and go and do that redundancy course they promised to send you on. At least it’ll get you out of bed before noon.’
‘One, my arse is half the size of yours.’
‘Yes, but I’m in proportion,’ Helena explained patiently.
‘And two, I only sleep late because I can’t sleep at night.’
‘Because you sleep all day.’
‘No. Because I’m depressed.’
‘You’re not depressed. You’re slightly sad. Depressed is when you’re a new arrival in this country and someone confiscated your passport and forced you into prostitution, and—’
‘ Lalalala! ’ sang Issy. ‘Stop it, please. I’ll go, OK? I’ll go! I’ll go!’
Four days, a haircut and some ironing later, Issy stood, back at her regular bus stop, feeling like an imposter. Linda was interested to see her; Issy hadn’t seen her before she left, and Linda had grown worried over the weeks, then thought that maybe she’d got a nice car or moved in with that sulky-looking man who picked her up from time to time. Something good anyway.
‘Did you go on a nice long holiday? Ooh, how lovely to get away in the winter, it is dreadful.’
‘No,’ said Issy sadly. ‘I got made redundant.’
‘Oh,’ said Linda. ‘Oh dear. I am very sorry to hear that, dear, very sorry. Still, you young folk; you’ll find something else in five minutes, won’t you?’
Linda was proud of her chiropodist daughter. No chance of Leanne being out of work, as she often said, ‘as long as people have feet’. It took a lot to make Issy wish she’d been a chiropodist, but this was turning into one of those days.
‘I hope so,’ said Issy. ‘I hope so.’
Her attention was distracted by someone behind her. She glanced round. It was the tall blonde lady again, at the deserted pink shop. She was trailing along behind the same slightly defeated-looking estate agent.
‘I’m just not sure the feng shui is going to work, Des,’ she was saying. ‘And when you’re trying to give people a holistic body experience, it’s really, really important, do you understand?’
No it’s not, thought Issy mutinously, it’s important that you put your oven in the right damn place so you can run the rest of the shop. She thought of Grampa Joe. She must get up to visit him, she really must. It was unforgivable having this time off and not making the effort.
‘Get the smell right, give ’em a smile, be where you can see them,’ he would say. ‘And give them the best damn cakes in Manchester, that’s important too.’
She inched over yet again so she could hear what the woman was saying.
‘And twelve hundred a month,’ Issy heard. ‘It’s far too much. I’m going to be using the best-quality vegetables in town. People need raw vegetables, and they’re going to learn it from me.’
The woman was wearing tight leather trousers. Her stomach was so flat it looked like she lived on thin air. Her face was a peculiar mix of very smooth skin and wrinkly bits, presumably where the Botox was wearing off.
‘Everything organic!’ she trilled. ‘People don’t want nasty chemicals in their bodies!’
Apart from their foreheads, thought Issy. She wondered why she had taken such a dislike to this woman. Why should she care that the woman was going to have a silly raw
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